Posts tagged "Chloe Sevigny"

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

So Chloë Sevigny’s Vagina Has A Lobster On It

Chloe Sevigny’s vagina. Lobster on it.

The Superficial / March 13, 2015

Chloë Sevigny Doesn’t Love Jennifer Lawrence?! BURN HER

Chloe Sevigny thinks Jennifer Lawrence is ‘crass’ and ‘annoying.’…

The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Good Morning, Chloe Sevigny, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are always a first round draft pick! (I don’t understand sports references.) [theCHIVE]
- Pippa Middleton’s Ass: The Beginning. [Lainey Gossip]
– Even Skarsgard doesn’t need to fear face rape from Fish like this man. [BuzzFeed]
- Beyonce not exactly denying surrogate rumors. [Dlisted]…

Photo Boy / April 30, 2012

Chloe Sevigny is Dating Pauly D

For those of you who enjoyed the Chloe Sevigny bikini photos, you’re going to want to stop reading and go grab a coffee. For those of you who saw them and demanded unholy vengeance, you’re going to want to scoot up for this. Here’s Chloe and Jersey Shore star Pauly D at a Knicks game…

The Superficial / January 7, 2011

Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini

With the final season of Big Love set to premiere this month, Chloe Sevigny conveniently appeared all over Miami in a bikini this weekend which I’m going to assume has something to do with her publicly, yet accurately, shitting all over the last season. That said, would it have killed Amanda Seyfried to get out…

The Superficial / January 3, 2011

GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn’t have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me:
Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.)
Halle Berry whose chest has probably sold 85 billion copies of Swordfish. To me.
January Jones. You…

The Superficial / January 18, 2010

Chloe Sevigny & Jason Segel are dating

Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about it…

The Superficial / September 23, 2009

Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?

- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]
- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? “No gyno, no camera.” Four…

The Superficial / May 26, 2009

Chloe Sevigny is either the hot one or the ugly one, internal struggle ensues

HBO premiered the third season of Big Love at the Arclight Theater in LA last night, and apparently, Chloe Sevigny thought Rome was coming back because she toga’d that shit up. Nice? In the meantime, I included pics of the other “wives” (Ginnifer Goodwin and Jeanne Tripplehorn) along with Amanda Seyfried just for the hell…

The Superficial / January 15, 2009

Chloe Sevigny in a bikini

For those of you wondering what Big Love actress Chloe Sevigny looks like when she’s not buried under 50 layers of Mormon, here she is at Miami beach yesterday wearing a bikini. Which begs the question: How can one man have all the answers to life’s deepest questions? Magic.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet

The Superficial / November 16, 2008