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F*ck Me In The Solstice, Why Did I Do This? A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 3)

We now return to our review of Good Tidings and Great Joy already in progress…

[Ed. Note: Because I hate myself, I’ve been spending four hours of writing for every one hour of reading, so this is all the intro you’re getting. Suck it. – SW]

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Chick-Fil-A Stops Donations To Anti-Gay Groups

Hate politics? Let the pretty pictures of girls making out carry you away.

A little over seven years ago, I was renting an apartment from a stingy, old investment banker who at the time I should’ve pegged as, of course, deeply conservative and religious but the place was conveniently across the street from… More »

John Goodman As Colonel Sanders Isn’t Helping

In case you missed the calm, rational discussion I started on Facebook pointing out all the Godly, salt-of-the-earth white bigots swarming my local Chick-fil-A this morning to tell faggots to keep their jazz hands off their marriage, today is “National Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day” because apparently Mike Huckabee can just declare holidays now. Anyway, in response,… More »

Antoine Dodson Says It’s Okay To Eat Chick-fil-A, That’s All I Needed To Hear

Thanks to this whole Chick-fil-A business, I’ve found myself gripped in an epic internal struggle to reconcile my insatiable love for delicious chicken sandwiches with defending gay rights from religious bigots who won’t think twice about lying for Jesus. (Here’s how that’s going: My car smells like waffle fries.) But then yesterday, like a dreadlocked… More »