Chet Haze

Chet Hanks Has A Kid?!

The Cheaz has a baby and the balls to complain about his life. More »


Hey Guys, I Think I Figured Out What Sparked Dallas

Chet Haze isn’t the wokest bae we need right now. More »


Chet Haze Just Owned Science, BOYEE

Chet Haze is the way, the truth, and the light. More »


Chet Haze Is Getting Tom Hanks Sued Now

Here’s how Tom Hanks’ fuck-up son, Chet Hanx, is fucking up Tom Hanks’ life this time. More »


Chet Haze Is The Pundit America Needs Right Now

Chet Haze wants to tell you about politicians now. More »


Lamar Odom Did All Of The Drugs, Has 50/50 Chance Of Not Dying

How’s Lamar Odom doing? Not fucking well. More »


Chet Haze Was On Drugs The Whole Time, But He Grown Now

Chet Haze impressively realized everything Chet Haze was saying was goddamn ridiculous and put himself in rehab. #Church. More »


Will The Trust Fund Baby Please Stand Up?

Chet Haze dyed his hair like Eminem. This had to be done. More »


Chet Haze Is The Worst Thing To Happen To His Parents

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are dealing with her breast cancer diagnosis while their son, Chet Haze, simultaneously fights to keep saying ‘nigga.’ Eat dicks, life. … More »


Chet Haze Has Beef With Howard Stern

Tom Hanks’ rapper son, Chet Haze, has beef with Howard Stern and I couldn’t possibly wound whiter writing this. More »