Posts tagged "Cheryl Burke"

Cheryl Burke Thinks Bikinis Make You Fly (They Do.) and Other News

- Twilight is required reading at Ohio State University now. *dials up France* I’m moving in. [Uproxx]
- Jane Velez-Mitchell believes homosexuality is God’s morning after pill. [Popeater]
- Diddy gave his son a Mercedes limo for making the honor roll. — That sounds about right. [Dlisted]
- Ellen DeGeneres is the puppet-master. [Lainey Gossip]…

Photo Boy / February 3, 2011

Cheryl Burke in a Bikini and Other News

♫ Hey, hey, wait a minute, Mr. Postman… ♫ — Wait. Oh, God.
- Christina Applegate had a baby. [TooFab]
- Joaquin Phoenix didn’t retire after all. What are the odds? [Popeater]
- Brad Pitt might have explosives in his boxers. [Dlisted]
- Tom Hardy is that guy. [Lainey Gossip]
– Apparently all of Glee

Photo Boy / February 1, 2011

Cheryl Burke in a bikini and other news

- Demi Lovato attempts to de-gay Joe Jonas with the strong, masculine arms of Jesus. [Dlisted]
- George Clooney is probably making love to women through the hole in a pineapple as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicole Scherzinger is on Dancing with the Stars? How is that even fair? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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The Superficial / March 15, 2010

Cheryl Burke in a bikini

These are shots of Dancing with the Star’s Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I’m guessing she’s in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I’m not invited to many balls because I’m too fancy and make everybody look bad. Trust me, I didn’t believe it at first either, but a…

The Superficial / June 1, 2009

Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again

Cheryl Burke of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let’s say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer’s ass is supposed to look…

The Superficial / July 8, 2008

Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini

If you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, then you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being…

The Superficial / June 23, 2008