Apparently not being naked on the Internet doesn’t get you attention. Who knew?
I did something bad.
Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts are floating in a pool this time. They look refreshed.
Chelsea Handler actually posted a picture to Instagram without her naked breasts in it. I’m freaking out, man!
Chelsea Handler has moved on to butt photos. May God have mercy on our souls.
Chelsea Handler claims Bill Cosby once invited her to his hotel room in Atlantic City which could’ve ended very badly if she hadn’t brought a camera crew with her.
Chelsea Handler denied rumors she got a breast lift by showing off her breasts some more. Works for me.
Chelsea Handler got a breast lift for her 40th birthday which explains a lot. And by a lot I mean the naked stuff.
Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts: Where will they strike next? Is anyone safe?!
Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next?
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.
How did we last an entire month without this? It’s a fucking miracle.
Here’s Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she’s not on TV anymore. This time, she’s topless on top of a mountain, and that’s not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that “Chelsea Handler topless” has been our highest search term for the past 24 hours because…
Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian’s even though that would take no less than 15 of Chelsea’s taped…
Exercising my human right to work side by side with my fellow man. #amazon #freethenipple
Keep in mind, Chelsea Handler was enjoying a luxury vacation on the…
The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) topless pic:
Yesterday the Internet’s top story was Amber Rose’s butt, and now today it’s Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler because humanity is 11. Not that I’m above posting it, too, because, ha ha ha, the pee goes right in her face. Plus it makes her a hypocrite for always talking shit on Kim Kardashian. They’re…