Posts tagged "Chelsea Handler"

Chelsea Handler Put Her Breasts Away

Chelsea Handler actually posted a picture to Instagram without her naked breasts in it. I’m freaking out, man!

By: The Superficial / April 29, 2015

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Naked Butt. Where Does The Comedy Stop?!

Chelsea Handler has moved on to butt photos. May God have mercy on our souls.

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

Chelsea Handler Almost Got Bill Cosby’d (Allegedly)

Chelsea Handler claims Bill Cosby once invited her to his hotel room in Atlantic City which could’ve ended very badly if she hadn’t brought a camera crew with her.

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Chelsea Handler Denies Breast Lift Rumors By Getting Topless Again

Chelsea Handler denied rumors she got a breast lift by showing off her breasts some more. Works for me.

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler Got A Breast Lift For Her Birthday, And There It Is

Chelsea Handler got a breast lift for her 40th birthday which explains a lot. And by a lot I mean the naked stuff.

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are Taking Hostages Now

Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts: Where will they strike next? Is anyone safe?!

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Chelsea Handler Went To Mardi Gras, You Know Where This Is Going

Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next?

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

How did we last an entire month without this? It’s a fucking miracle.

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

Here’s Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she’s not on TV anymore. This time, she’s topless on top of a mountain, and that’s not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that “Chelsea Handler topless” has been our highest search term for the past 24 hours because…

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian‘s even though that would take no less than 15 of Chelsea’s taped…

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again

Because your god is dead, Chelsea Handler is continuing her topless assault on social media and subjecting everyone to her naked breasts on Twitter:

Exercising my human right to work side by side with my fellow man. #amazon #freethenipple

Keep in mind, Chelsea Handler was enjoying a luxury vacation on the…

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she’s doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil’s Eve. Anyway, here’s the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) topless pic:

Taking this down

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

Jason Biggs Peeing On Chelsea Handler Is Something We All Can Agree On

Yesterday the Internet’s top story was Amber Rose‘s butt, and now today it’s Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler because humanity is 11. Not that I’m above posting it, too, because, ha ha ha, the pee goes right in her face. Plus it makes her a hypocrite for always talking shit on Kim Kardashian. They’re…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2014

Goddammit, Chelsea Handler, Put That Thing Away

Because apparently more awful shit can happen today, here’s Chelsea Handler promoting her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl by tweeting a photo of her left tit hanging out. Which sounds like a reasonable explanation except I’d also accept she’s proving God has forsaken us, and that we shouldn’t fear Hell because we’re already living i…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Why Is Chelsea Handler Naked? WHY?

Chelsea Handler slept her way onto television before becoming Jennifer Aniston‘s best friend, so sure, I guess that makes her a better person than a Kardashian. I’m not going to fight her on it. And the reason I bring any of that up is because she decided to pose naked on Instagram yesterday and captio…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan

Right now there’s a concentrated effort to make Lindsay Lohan look like she’s a whole new person who’s accepted Oprah into her heart as her Lord and Savior. Except if you look at everything she’s done since the day before she got out of rehab, you’ll see she’s still doing the same old shit:…

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2013

Chelsea Handler Says Taylor Swift Is A Virgin

In a surprisingly generous move, Jennifer Aniston gave Chelsea Handler a break from calling Angelina Jolie a demon long enough for her to call Taylor Swift a virgin who doesn’t put out and that’s why guys leave her. Future feminists will truly look back on this day and go, “Right here. Right here where’s they…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2013

Christina Aguilera Never Wears Underwear

“What are you waiting for, Kermie? Moi is ready for you!”

While appearing on Chelsea Lately last night, but only after Chelsea Handler agreed to wear fishnets (Why do you hate America?), Christina Aguilera revealed she never wears underwear because that’s exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from a ballooning

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2012

Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Dang Ol’ Pants To Love That There Honey Boo Boo Child

Seen here dressin’ all fancy like in her skivvy-peepers showin’ that there young’n child how the Debbil’s Holiday ain’t just an excuse to say “spooks” without the librul gummint puttin’ it’s desegremagation upon us, Miley Cyrus went on the gargoyle wermen’s TV box show and said she can’t get enough of that danngone Honey Boo

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2012
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