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Charlize Theron Said Some Dumb Shit About Being Too Beautiful

Charlize Theron mentioned being pretty and female casting in Hollywood in the same sentence. Everybody freak out! More »

Charlize Theron & Sean Penn Are Over

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn reached their inevitable conclusion. More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert was… More »

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here’s the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I’m pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood’s lack of creativity, and how suckersMore »

Charlize Theron Will Destroy Tia Mowry Now

A few weeks back, Tia Mowry went running to In Touch about Charlize Theron snubbing her at the gym. And if you don’t remember who Tia Mowry is, then you can probably already sympathize with Charlize Theron who’s now trying to get her banned from SoulCycle. Via DishNation:

“Charlize came in so pissed… More »

Comic-Con: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Thanks to naked butts, wonder boobs, space fists, homewrecking and the collapse of civilization as we know it, I only just now got around to watching the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer from Comic-Con that everyone’s been losing their shit over. Possibly even moreso than the Marvel and DC movies. So here’s that, and fun… More »

Charlize Theron Gave Someone At Pinkberry $100, Let’s Forget She Trivialized Rape

It’s been barely a week since Charlize Theron equated Googling herself with rape, so this little incident at Pinkberry isn’t at all convenient. These things happen. TMZ reports:

Here’s what went down — an employee at Pinkberry in Hollywood says Charlize came in Tuesday afternoon, but when it came time to pay her… More »

Charlize Theron: ‘Googling Yourself Is Like Rape,’ Oh, Goddammit…

In a recent interview, Charlize Theron was asked if she ever Googles herself and gave the following response because Sean Penn’s penis has been inside of her. That’s the explanation I’m going with. Via The Guardian:

“I don’t do that, so that’s my saving grace. When you start living in that world, and… More »

Charlize Theron Banged Seth MacFarlane Because Of This Movie

About a year ago, before her vagina was in the disarmament business, Charlize Theron had a brief fling with Seth MacFarlane while they were working on the western comedy A Million Ways To Die In The West. A movie literally everyone forgot about until the Red Band trailer hit today, so while you watch that… More »

Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man’s baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that… More »

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