Posts tagged "Charlize Theron"

Charlize Theron & Sean Penn Are Over

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn reached their inevitable conclusion.

The Superficial / June 18, 2015

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert wa…

The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here’s the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I’m pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood’s lack of creativity, and how suckers

The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Charlize Theron Will Destroy Tia Mowry Now

A few weeks back, Tia Mowry went running to In Touch about Charlize Theron snubbing her at the gym. And if you don’t remember who Tia Mowry is, then you can probably already sympathize with Charlize Theron who’s now trying to get her banned from SoulCycle. Via DishNation:
“Charlize came in so pissed off after…

The Superficial / August 7, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Thanks to naked butts, wonder boobs, space fists, homewrecking and the collapse of civilization as we know it, I only just now got around to watching the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer from Comic-Con that everyone’s been losing their shit over. Possibly even moreso than the Marvel and DC movies. So here’s that, and fu…

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Charlize Theron Gave Someone At Pinkberry $100, Let’s Forget She Trivialized Rape

It’s been barely a week since Charlize Theron equated Googling herself with rape, so this little incident at Pinkberry isn’t at all convenient. These things happen. TMZ reports:
Here’s what went down — an employee at Pinkberry in Hollywood says Charlize came in Tuesday afternoon, but when it came time to pay her $3.75 ta…

The Superficial / June 5, 2014

Charlize Theron: ‘Googling Yourself Is Like Rape,’ Oh, Goddammit…

In a recent interview, Charlize Theron was asked if she ever Googles herself and gave the following response because Sean Penn’s penis has been inside of her. That’s the explanation I’m going with. Via The Guardian:

“I don’t do that, so that’s my saving grace. When you start living in that world, and…

The Superficial / May 30, 2014

Charlize Theron Banged Seth MacFarlane Because Of This Movie

About a year ago, before her vagina was in the disarmament business, Charlize Theron had a brief fling with Seth MacFarlane while they were working on the western comedy A Million Ways To Die In The West. A movie literally everyone forgot about until the Red Band trailer hit today, so while you watch that…

The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man’s baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that…

The Superficial / January 13, 2014

That’s Charlize Theron’s Butt In A Bikini

After exposing you to Justin Bieber naked, the least I can do is post bikini pics of one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, so here’s Charlize Theron who coincidentally also has short hair and soft, feminine curves. And had sex with Seth MacFarlane once. You know what? Let’s stop with the similarities. I’m…

The Superficial / August 12, 2013

Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President

Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns’ vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus?
Photos: Getty

The Superficial / April 22, 2013

Charlize Theron Isn’t Seth MacFarlane’s Type. Everybody Calm D- Wait, What?

Fresh off of kicking the Khaleesi to the curb, here’s Seth MacFarlane on what looks like a date with Charlize Theron last night. Except you’ll never guess which person in these photos was the first to immediately tell E! News the other isn’t his/her type and it’s not the one visibly dying of humiliation:
The…

The Superficial / April 9, 2013

In Space, No One Can Hear You Get An Abortion:
A Review of ‘Prometheus’

“And then, I dunno, fucking squid babies represent Space Jesus or something. Just film whatever you want.” – Ridley Scott, first day of production, Prometheus.
So three weeks after it came out, Photo Boy and I finally got around to seeing Prometheus – The Superficial: Poignant, timely, penis jokes. – which resulted in me spending…

The Superficial / July 1, 2012

Kristen Stewart Seems Lovely

Here’s Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth at the world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman Keep in mind this is a movie where Kristen is supposed to be more beautiful than Charlize, so it’s good to see they really sold that by making Charlize look like a gorgeous model while Kristen flipped…

The Superficial / May 15, 2012

Kate Upton And Some Other Folks Went to The Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Posted by Photo Boy
The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is an annual gathering of celebrities, politicians and press for the expressed purpose of raising money for journalism scholarships and simultaneously honoring professionals in the field for excellence. So of course this year the whole event was overshadowed by Rick Santorum (maybe) taking a picture

Photo Boy / April 30, 2012

Alexander Skarsgard’s Banging Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron has been looking just a tad tired and rough lately which now makes perfect sense because she’s been getting banged by Alexander Skarsgard and you seriously have to stock up on electrolytes when that’s happening to you. Imagine training for a marathon meets a sexually aggressive boot camp complete with blonde, muscular Arya…

The Superficial / April 19, 2012

Charlize Theron’s Seen Michael Fassbender’s Penis

During last night’s Human Rights campaign gala, Michael Fassbender presented Charlize Theron with the Ally for Equality Award which is apparently the proper venue for her to talk about how huge his cock is and her insatiable hunger for it. Suck it, intolerance! Via E! News:
Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I…

The Superficial / March 19, 2012

What’s Up, Charlize Theron? And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Seth Rogen was also butt-hurt by the Academy’s mishandling of the genius James Franco. [Huffington Post]
- Demi Lovato’s hair falling out on stage isn’t good for a variety of reasons, even if it was just a weave. [Dlisted]
- Sam Mendes was cheating on Kate Winslet with this. [Lainey

Photo Boy / November 29, 2011

Ryan Reynolds is Dating Charlize Theron Now. Why Not?

Despite the fact Green Lantern should’ve been called Emerald Hate-Bang of The Eyes and Ears, Ryan Reynolds has somehow managed to land Charlize Theron, and the two are “exclusive” and very “hush-hush,” according to Us Weekly which is apparently written by Danny DeVito in L.A. Confidential now:
While the two haven’t been photographed together, a…

The Superficial / July 13, 2011

Charlize Theron, let me help you with that

Here’s Charlize Theron shopping in West Hollywood yesterday and I’m pretty sure that has to be one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ve never wanted to be Keanu Reeves before, but apparently the mentally handicapped are stealing all the hot ass. Is this how you repay us for all…

The Superficial / May 17, 2010
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