Posts tagged "Charlie Sheen"

Here’s The Kind Of Shit Charlie Sheen Texts To His Kids

Charlie Sheen doesn’t want to support Denise Richards or his kids anymore, because amazingly, he can sink lower.

Photo Boy | January 26, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Charlie Sheen Went Off His HIV Meds For A Month, It Didn’t Go Well

Charlie Sheen tried to cure his HIV with Mexican medical injections that somehow didn’t give him double-AIDS. That’s the miracle here.

The Superficial | January 13, 2016 - 12:46 pm

Burt Reynolds Said Charlie Sheen Deserves HIV

Burt Reynolds thinks HIV is like scraping your knee is basically how I interpreted this.

Photo Boy | December 9, 2015 - 1:10 pm

Charlie Sheen Has A Gay Sex Tape ‘Allegedly’

Charlie Sheen allegedly made a gay sex tape where he blows a guy while smoking crack. Happy Thanksgiving!

The Superficial | November 24, 2015 - 12:27 pm

Jenny McCarthy Slams Charlie Sheen, Might’ve Just Said She Has Herpes

Jenny McCarthy is pissed at Charlie Sheen because now she cares about the spread of disease.

The Superficial | November 19, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Charlie Sheen Is Allegedly Bisexual, Claims His HIV Went Away

New reports claim Charlie Sheen is bisexual and has had been HIV positive for 10 years despite his claims of a recent diagnosis that magically got better. Also, lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits. …

The Superficial | November 16, 2015 - 8:15 pm

Charlie Sheen Is HIV Positive

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive. Who saw that coming?

The Superficial | November 16, 2015 - 1:20 pm

Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For The Most Charlie Sheen of Reasons

Charlie Sheen was recently hospitalized for something he ate, and, well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise.

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 10:29 am

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind.

The Superficial | March 20, 2015 - 11:22 am

Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter defending Brian Williams who’s apparently the victim of a “vile, transparent witch hunt,” according to a being of pure coke energy, so you know it’s legit.

The Superficial | February 12, 2015 - 11:27 am

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Posted by Photo Boy

I honestly don’t even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they’re inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: Rants including…

Photo Boy | January 6, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Charlie Sheen Has Decided Not To Marry A Porn Star

The last time I posted about Charlie Sheen he’d “allegedly” tried to stab a dentist with a knife (and maybe grabbed a hygienist’s breasts), but clearly he’s sobered up since then because he finally realized you’re not supposed to marry porn stars. Pay them for sex essentially making them hookers, but never marry them. E!

The Superficial | October 17, 2014 - 11:25 am

Wait. Back It Up. Charlie Sheen Goes To The Dentist?

When we last left Charlie Sheen he was drunkenly approaching random strangers in a Taco Bell drive-thru and showing them his tattoos, and now comes word that he allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist after taking nitrous oxide while high on cocaine. And, yes, I know that the real news is that Charlie Sheen…

The Superficial | October 2, 2014 - 11:12 am

Here’s Charlie Sheen Drunk Off His Ass In A Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Charlie Sheen’s currently in the middle of a custody spat with Denise Richards which seems odd because who wouldn’t want this guy near their children? Look at how politely he stumbles over to random strangers in a Taco Bell drive thru and starts showing them his tattoos. You can’t just teach something like that out…

The Superficial | July 16, 2014 - 10:55 am

Lindsay Lohan Made It To 28

This right here. This is what I’m talking about. No one could survive that.

Because God looked down upon the cockroach and said, “Lo, shall you persevere against insurmountable odds and spread blowjays across the earth for all eternity as penance for your bespeckled form which is a blight upon my eyes,” Lindsay

The Superficial | July 2, 2014 - 10:09 am
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