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Charlie Sheen Is A Condom Spokesman Now. The Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen shilling condoms. What could go wrong? (AIDS. AIDS is what could go wrong.) More »

Charlie Sheen Is Under Felony Investigation Now

Someone recorded Charlie Sheen basically admitting he lied to sex partners about having HIV. But he promised Matt Lauer! More »

Here’s The Kind Of Shit Charlie Sheen Texts To His Kids

Charlie Sheen doesn’t want to support Denise Richards or his kids anymore, because amazingly, he can sink lower. More »

Charlie Sheen Went Off His HIV Meds For A Month, It Didn’t Go Well

Charlie Sheen tried to cure his HIV with Mexican medical injections that somehow didn’t give him double-AIDS. That’s the miracle here. More »

Charlie Sheen Allegedly Paid A Blog To Delete Posts About His HIV

Charlie Sheen allegedly paid a blog to delete posts about his HIV status in 2014. More »

Burt Reynolds Said Charlie Sheen Deserves HIV

Burt Reynolds thinks HIV is like scraping your knee is basically how I interpreted this. More »

Kris Jenner Made Kylie Jenner Dump Tyga Because Of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen Has A Gay Sex Tape ‘Allegedly’

Charlie Sheen allegedly made a gay sex tape where he blows a guy while smoking crack. Happy Thanksgiving! More »

Charlie Sheen’s Already Selling His Mansion

Charlie Sheen’s mansion is for sale. That’s gotta be a good sign. More »

Jenny McCarthy Slams Charlie Sheen, Might’ve Just Said She Has Herpes

Jenny McCarthy is pissed at Charlie Sheen because now she cares about the spread of disease. More »

Justin Bieber Requested A Dressing Room Away From Charlie Sheen

Justin Bieber don’t want no HIV. More »

Charlie Sheen Confirms He’s HIV Positive To Stop ‘Saltless’ Whores

Charlie Sheen’s TODAY interview went exactly as expected. More »

Charlie Sheen Is Allegedly Bisexual, Claims His HIV Went Away

New reports claim Charlie Sheen is bisexual and has had been HIV positive for 10 years despite his claims of a recent diagnosis that magically got better. Also, lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits. … More »

Charlie Sheen Is HIV Positive

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive. Who saw that coming? More »

Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For The Most Charlie Sheen of Reasons

Charlie Sheen was recently hospitalized for something he ate, and, well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise. More »

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind. More »

Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter defending Brian Williams who’s apparently the victim of a “vile, transparent witch hunt,” according to a being of pure coke energy, so you know it’s legit. More »

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

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I honestly don’t even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they’re inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: Rants including… More »

Charlie Sheen Has Decided Not To Marry A Porn Star

The last time I posted about Charlie Sheen he’d “allegedly” tried to stab a dentist with a knife (and maybe grabbed a hygienist’s breasts), but clearly he’s sobered up since then because he finally realized you’re not supposed to marry porn stars. Pay them for sex essentially making them hookers, but never marry them. E! More »

Wait. Back It Up. Charlie Sheen Goes To The Dentist?

When we last left Charlie Sheen he was drunkenly approaching random strangers in a Taco Bell drive-thru and showing them his tattoos, and now comes word that he allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist after taking nitrous oxide while high on cocaine. And, yes, I know that the real news is that Charlie Sheen… More »

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