Posts tagged "Charlie Hunnam"

Much Better, Kelly Ripa

Yesterday, Kelly Ripa wore a Miley Cyrus costume even though Paris Hilton and Crystal Hefner did the same thing over the weekend leaving Kelly with plenty of time to rethink every decision she's ever made in her life. So here she is showing a little more originality by dressing up as Gemma from Sons of

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2013

Dakota Johnson Wants To Quit ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ Too, Now

Now that Charlie Hunnam's bailed, current Anastasia Steele Dakota Johnson, who's kind of got a young Gillian Anderson thing going on - *holds hand back from writing 'I Want To Believe' on penis* - is also thinking of jumping ship on Fifty Shades of Grey. Or "pulling tamp," as I'm now going to call it…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2013

Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out (Get It? Like A Penis About To Ejaculate!) Of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

In case you haven't clicked on the 800 pulling out pun headlines this morning, Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of Fifty Shades of Grey which I'm sure had nothing to do with the insane online shit-fest over his casting and everything to do with the fact that he was about to make a movie based…

By: The Superficial / October 14, 2013

Here’s Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies

Oh, good, he's already read the book. It seems like every week for at least the past two years, some famous movie star has been rumored to be one of the leads in Fifty Shades of Grey, the Twilight fan fiction turned erotic bestseller because your mom's into some freaky shit. But now, finally, the…

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2013

It’s Robots Punching Monsters 80 Times In The Face: A Review of ‘Pacific Rim’

I'm going to somewhat echo Vince Mancini's review of Pacific Rim on FilmDrunk by saying that I, too, really, really hoped this movie would be something special. And it is, in places, but at the end of the day, and despite being an original screenplay that wasn't a comic book or Young Adult bestseller, it'…

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2013

So Who Wants To See Jax Teller Turn Into A Transformer And Punch Sea Creatures In The Face?

The trailer for Guillermo Del Toro's Pacific Rim popped up online last night which is apparently the long-awaited tale of some sort of mecha warriors battling Ninja Gaidens while collecting Pokemon if I'm reading this synopsis right. (No Gamera, no deal, Del Toro. These are my terms.) Anyway, it stars Charlie Hunnam, Jax from Sons

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2012