Posts tagged "Channing Tatum"

‘Magic Mike XXL’ Has A Trailer

Channing Tatum. Abs. Dancing. Channing Dancing Tatum abs.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date

Posted by Photo Boy In 639 days, we'll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015 I think you just say…
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Channing Tatum Will Make Jonah Hill Kiss The Tip of His Penis One Day

Channing Tatum is GQ's cover interview for the month of June, yet all anyone seems to be talking about is how he openly admits to being a high-functioning alcoholic, and not how Jonah Hill made a bet where he gets to kiss the tip of Channing's penis.
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker's son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they're super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator! We…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Channing Tatum Is Officially Gambit

Remind me to buy Photo Boy a pony. Channing Tatum has been rumored as the new Gambit after he openly threw his name out for a part that wasn't even being cast or in development. But fortunately for him, FOX is in the business of pretending the two shittiest…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here's the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you'll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora's cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Mila Kunis Is Definitely Pregnant, There’s No Denying It Anymore

"Is that my real daddy? Can it be?" - Mila Kunis' fetus Even though I posted about it, I never truly believed Mila Kunis is pregnant because, let's be honest, we all read it on the Internet and the Internet is bullshit. Almost nothing on here is real. For God's sake,…
By: The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn't fucking around when I said we're getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here's the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme’s Epic Split

Much like 21 Jump Street, this was way funnier than it deserved to be, and yet here it is earning a place on my web blog next to Kendall Jenner's nipples. That, and if you say the words, "Channing Tatum's Magic Mike dance," women will literally rocket…
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2013

Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong

If you're wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend - And, wait, where'd that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? - it turns out Channing Tatum Step'd Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I'll go quietly resign now.) because she's pregnant with their first…
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2012

Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum

Posted by Photo Boy Despite her weird proclivity for collecting stuffed dead things, Amanda Seyfried has proven her worth by freely sharing her ladyparts with her costars. Of course Channing Tatum was no exception, as Seyfried recently revealed to People: Everybody wants to have sex with him. And the…
By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2012

Channing Tatum Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Channing Tatum has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 and he's already responded to the news with his usual "aw shucks" modesty nobody really knows he has because his movies have been terrible until just this year. (Here's a little experiment: Watch G.I. Joe then 21 Jump Street and the…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2012

Amanda Seyfried should win those Oscar things

Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn't doing that while ordering mail-order brides. Haha! Why would you even think that? (Could you hand me my wallet?)…
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2010

Channing Tatum burnt his penis

And now a story about Channing Tatum almost burning his dick off from the latest issue of Details: Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2010

Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn't they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip] - Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn't give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater] - Leonardo DiCaprio asked to dro…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2009

Channing Tatum’s male stripper past (VIDEO)

Apparently Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) started his career as a male stripper in Florida back in 1999, according to Us Magazine: Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias "Chan Crawford" -- approached the troupe's owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job. "He wa…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2009

Channing Tatum in GQ and other news

- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony's hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip] - Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green's penis as a safety net which, let's be honest,…
By: The Superficial / July 14, 2009

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend's new video. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve torture and/or Jew hating. I'm shocked. [PopEater] - Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip] - Emmanuelle Chriqui's breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam] - Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married,…
By: The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Jenna Dewan still wearing a bikini

Jenna Dewan on the last day of her Hawaiian vacation pitching Step 3 Up, Yo: The Third Movie of Upward Stepping that's Really Dancing: "Okay, everybody wears a bikini - then does jazz hands for 90 minutes. Oh, and at the end someone dies in a gang shooting encouraging his friend to go to…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2008

Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan at the beach (Note: Post contains 100% RDA of bikini)

These are shots of recently engaged couple Channing Tatum and his Step Up co-star Jenna Dewan in Hawaii. I'd like to apologize in advance that most of these shots of Jenna don't show her face and all you see is her bikini clad butt. Not exactly classy, I know. So if it makes you feel…
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2008