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Channing Tatum Is Doing A Live ‘Magic Mike’ Show, You’re Welcome

Remember when Channing Tatum rubbed his crotch all over those chicks’ faces? That could be you!

The Superficial | May 5, 2016 - 10:00 am

Rich Assholes In Halloween Costumes: Part 2

A whole bunch of beautiful people you’ll probably never have sex with in costumes, anyone?

The Superficial | November 2, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Channing Tatum’s Probably Bailing On ‘Gambit’

Channing Tatum’s probably not going to be Gambit. Let’s pretend like it matters.

Photo Boy | July 29, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Channing Tatum Named His Penis Gilbert

Congratulations, you now know the name of Channing Tatum’s penis. The oyster of life has opened for you and shown you its pearl.

The Superficial | June 18, 2015 - 10:34 am

Emilia Clarke: Mother of Interviews
(I Went Right For It)

Emilia Clarke gives a pretty great interview with Harper’s Bazaar where she talks about Channing Tatum threeways and Jay Z buying dragon eggs. …

The Superficial | May 12, 2015 - 2:15 pm

‘Magic Mike XXL’ Has A Trailer

Channing Tatum. Abs. Dancing. Channing Dancing Tatum abs.

The Superficial | February 4, 2015 - 10:48 am

Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date

Posted by Photo Boy

In 639 days, we’ll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!!

How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015

I think you…

Photo Boy | January 6, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Channing Tatum Will Make Jonah Hill Kiss The Tip of His Penis One Day

Channing Tatum is GQ’s cover interview for the month of June, yet all anyone seems to be talking about is how he openly admits to being a high-functioning alcoholic, and not how Jonah Hill made a bet where he gets to kiss the tip of Channing’s penis. Which seems oddly out of character for Jonah…

The Superficial | May 20, 2014 - 2:24 pm

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

The Superficial | May 15, 2014 - 11:38 am

Channing Tatum Is Officially Gambit

Remind me to buy Photo Boy a pony.

Channing Tatum has been rumored as the new Gambit after he openly threw his name out for a part that wasn’t even being cast or in development. But fortunately for him, FOX is in the business of pretending the two shittiest X-Men movies never happened…

The Superficial | May 13, 2014 - 8:55 am

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

The Superficial | April 14, 2014 - 7:55 am

Mila Kunis Is Definitely Pregnant, There’s No Denying It Anymore

“Is that my real daddy? Can it be?” – Mila Kunis’ fetus

Even though I posted about it, I never truly believed Mila Kunis is pregnant because, let’s be honest, we all read it on the Internet and the Internet is bullshit. Almost nothing on here is real. For God’s sake, Kim Kardashian

The Superficial | March 28, 2014 - 10:38 am

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

The Superficial | January 13, 2014 - 10:50 am

Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme’s Epic Split

Much like 21 Jump Street, this was way funnier than it deserved to be, and yet here it is earning a place on my web blog next to Kendall Jenner’s nipples. That, and if you say the words, “Channing Tatum’s Magic Mike dance,” women will literally rocket out of their chairs like they just sat…

The Superficial | November 20, 2013 - 10:16 am

Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong

If you’re wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend – And, wait, where’d that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? – it turns out Channing Tatum Step’d Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I’ll go quietly resign now.) because she’s pregnant with their first child, according…

The Superficial | December 17, 2012 - 12:59 pm

Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum

Posted by Photo Boy

Despite her weird proclivity for collecting stuffed dead things, Amanda Seyfried has proven her worth by freely sharing her ladyparts with her costars. Of course Channing Tatum was no exception, as Seyfried recently revealed to People:
Everybody wants to have sex with him. And the only person he…

Photo Boy | December 11, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Channing Tatum Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Channing Tatum has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 and he’s already responded to the news with his usual “aw shucks” modesty nobody really knows he has because his movies have been terrible until just this year. (Here’s a little experiment: Watch G.I. Joe then 21 Jump Street and the fucking awesome Magic

The Superficial | November 14, 2012 - 11:34 am

Amanda Seyfried should win those Oscar things

Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn’t doing that while ordering mail-order brides. Haha! Why would you even think that? (Could you hand me my…

The Superficial | February 2, 2010 - 10:18 am

Channing Tatum burnt his penis

And now a story about Channing Tatum almost burning his dick off from the latest issue of Details:

Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. “The…

The Superficial | January 12, 2010 - 11:13 am

Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role…

The Superficial | August 26, 2009 - 8:30 pm
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