Posts tagged "Chad Ochocinco"

Ochocinco Just Got Arrested For Slapping His Lawyer’s Ass In Court

Some background: Last month former Miami Dolphin Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested after violating his probation from his 2012 domestic violence arrest when he headbutted his then-wife Evelyn Lozada after she found a receipt for condoms in his car. Jump to today where Chad’s lawyer was literally about to seal a deal that would kee…

The Superficial / June 10, 2013

Ochocinco Headbutted Evelyn Lozada (Allegedly), Kicked Off The Dolphins (Not Allegedly)

Based solely on this picture above, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada seem like the kind of couple who would go the distance. Unfortunately the distance turned out to be him getting arrested Saturday night for allegedly headbutting her because he’s an idiot who doesn’t get rid of condom receipts. Seriously, what was he going…

The Superficial / August 13, 2012

Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked.

I’m all kinds of confusing today.
In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports:
He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Tuesday.
“Yeah,…

The Superficial / November 30, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted Her Drug Test Confession From The Bar

When Lindsay Lohan shockingly admitted to failing her drug test without blaming her dad or a shadow government dedicated to making her look bad, it was just assumed she either Tweeted it before going out and getting drunk or her publicist wrote the whole thing. Turns out she cranked that shit out while knocking back…

The Superficial / September 23, 2010