Posts tagged "Chad Kroeger"

Romance Is Dead: Chavril Kroegavine Broke Up

Our long national musical nightmare is over.

Photo Boy / September 3, 2015

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it’s time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us Weekly reports:
“It’s over,” a source…

The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Avril Lavigne’s In A Bikini

So far today we’ve had posts about Batman, Gambit and Jabba The Racist Hutt, but only one about bikini photos. So here’s Avril Lavigne in Cancun where she doesn’t run around honking her best friend’s giant breasts which makes me wonder why I even posted them in the first place. This isn’t even news!

The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Birthed Their Shitty Music Voltron

Shortly after Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger got married, they threatened to release a duet that would effectively combine both of their shitty Canadian sounds into a bro-rock ballad which, after the advent of Justin Bieber, seems like more than enough grounds to start drone-striking hockey stadiums. And now that day is at hand because…

The Superficial / October 16, 2013

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Engaged. Of Course, I Totally Knew That Was Gonna Happen

Unless you posses incredible journalistic skills like myself (Titty photo?), you probably had no idea that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have been secretly dating for months or that they just took a step closer to eventually birthing a Voltron of Shitty Music. People reports:
Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together…

The Superficial / August 22, 2012