Posts tagged "Celine Dion"

Mandy Moore douches and other news

-Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater] - Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip] -…
By: The Superficial / August 18, 2009

Celine Dion in a bikini (Oh yeah, this is happening.)

Celine Dion is on vacation in France where she's developed a habit of parading around her balcony in a new swimsuit each hour. (Ha ha, old people.) Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are, but halfway through this post I'm starting to…
By: The Superficial / July 9, 2008

Celine Dion has a masculine son

Celine Dion posed on the cover of Hello magazine with her six-year-old son, Rene Charles. Wait, son? That must be a typo. A horrible confusing typo.
By: Superficial / May 30, 2007

Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment

Forbes has compiled a confusing list of the Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment. To put together the list they ruled out "non-working celebs who essentially live off royalties (Barbra Streisand, for example), and we also excluded 'old Hollywood" types like Elizabeth Taylor.'" So basically it's the 20 richest women in entertainment that you'd…
By: Superficial / January 19, 2007

Celine Dion breaks own ears

Celine Dion was forced to cancel almost a week's worth of gigs last month after suffering a rare ear disease called labyrinthitis which lead to a severe case of vertigo. A posting on her official Website last month stated: "Celine continues to recover from the virus she contracted last week which spread to her inner…
By: Superficial / May 4, 2006

Celine Dion wants to grow another child

Celine Dion, the source of almost all of Canada's shame before Avril Lavigne and Nickelback came around, has told a French magazine that once her contract with Caesar's Palace ends, she plans to have a second child through in vitro fertilization. Celine insisted that time is of the essence since she's approaching 40 year…
By: Superficial / October 25, 2005

Britney won’t be dumped in Vegas

Remember those reports that Britney Spears signed a long-term Las Vegas concert contract? No, me neither. But apparently they weren't true, for she has haughtily "laughed [them] off," insisting instead that she will invest her time in preparing her next album and raising a sociopath. I, for one, am not conviced. Because Spears' fame look…
By: Superficial / September 7, 2005

Celine Dion booed during Live 8

Celine Dion was loudly booed during her Live 8 set in Barrie, Canada because she failed to perform onstage live and instead beamed her performance via satellite from Las Vegas, Nevada, where she plays nightly at Caesar's Palace. Concert co-host Dan Aykroyd had to beg the crowd to stop booing her, taking to the…
By: Superficial / July 5, 2005

Britney Spears wants you motherfuckers to come to her

On the first meeting : Kevin : A bunch of us (dancers) went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? I was like, 22. So I wa…
By: Superficial / March 3, 2005