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CeeLo Green Is A Meme Machine

These are either pics of CeeLo Green at the Grammys or a door knob. I’m not making any promises. More »

No, CeeLo Green Didn’t Die In That Exploding Phone Video

CeeLo Green’s face did not get exploded to death because something clever about fake news that I’m too lazy to come up with right now. More »

Bill Cosby Stripped Of Honorary Navy Title As More Women Come Forward

Some of you haven’t enjoyed my coverage of the Eric Garner decision, or racism in general, so in this post I not only believe that a black man is guilty of a crime, but also (slightly) question the motives of his alleged rape victims. It’s practically Christmas for your tiny little white dicks. Let’s roll! More »

CeeLo’s TV Show Just Got Cancelled

In light of his recent tweets about rape that make Kanye look like a goddamn genius, fifth Ninja Turtle CeeLo Green just had his TV show canceled by TBS. THR reports:

TBS doesn’t want any part of Cee Lo Green’s The Good Life.
The Turner-owned cable network has canceled the unscripted seriesMore »

CeeLo Green Is The Raping Machine

After Kanye and Bieber, I hate to rag on a third black guy in a row, but Jesus Christ, CeeLo. Barely 72 hours after pleading no contest to slipping ecstasy into a woman’s drink in 2012, he apparently thought it’d be a great idea to go on Twitter and say rape doesn’t count if the… More »

Christina Aguilera Has Purple Hair Now

While all her contemporaries spend their summers fitting into bikinis – including Lindsay Lohan who’s 5/8ths freckle-hobbit – here’s Christina Aguilera in the strongest Spanx money can buy while promoting The Voice over the weekend because apparently she’s still on the show. Somehow scaring the shit out of Adam Levine while simultaneously wasting precious man-hours… More »