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Catherine Zeta-Jones: Still Would

Catherine Zeta-Jones is still the hotness. More »

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is… More »

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Single

“Eh? Oh, right, the cancer stuff.”

In a surprising move, the Internet actually took time away from accusing Miley Cyrus’ ass of twerking open the door to Armageddon this morning to report that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are separated after 13 years of marriage. Radar reports:

Michael Douglas and wife… More »

Michael Douglas Would Like To Take Back That Cunnilingus Stuff Now

Yesterday, Michael Douglas set the Internet a flutter by telling The Guardian he got throat cancer from cunnilingus. A statement that was shockingly medically possible – *chugs third bottle of Listerine* – but also insinuated that the bipolar woman who lets him have sex with her has an infected vagina. An insinuation made even stronger… More »

Michael Douglas’ Ex-Wife Wants You To Know Her Vagina Is Spotless

“Did that guy just say you can get cancer from eating pussy? I wonder if he has any coke…” (Haha! The 80s.)

Thanks to Michael Douglas announcing to the world that he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, it behooves a woman whose vagina he stuck his tongue into to set the record straight… More »

Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Vagina Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer

Note to Self: Give Photo Boy a raise.

So if you haven’t heard by now, people stick their tongues in vaginas which I honestly thought was something I made up to make fun of Kristen Stewart with so now I really don’t know how these things work Michael Douglas just made every single… More »

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