Posts tagged "Casper Smart"

Jennifer Lopez Dumped Casper Smart Back In April

If you’ve been following the Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart fiasco this week, you’re probably under the impression that he’s been cheating on her with transsexual model Sofie Vissa. Except, surprise, Jennifer Lopez’s publicist just confirmed to People that she dumped Casper back in April which is conveniently before all the tranny sexting started:

The…

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Casper Smart Wishes This Butt Came With A Wiener (WINNER: Classiest Headline 2014)

If you’ve somehow missed it over the past few days, The Dirty has been posting messages allegedly between Jennifer Lopez’s driver Casper Smart and transsexual model Sofie Vissa. And while the evidence looks pretty fucking damning – and not at all surprising – it seems way too good to be true. Except now People i…

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2014

Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here

Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

GOLDEN GLOBES: Someone Tell Jennifer Lopez Drivers Aren’t Allowed On The Red Carpet

Thanks to being nominated for Argo, a movie he both directed and starred in, Ben Affleck showed up to this year’s Golden Globes with his wife Jennifer Garner whom he’s fathered 18 children with, so naturally Jennifer Lopez had to do something to make it look like she’s not a horrible spinster who can’t eve…

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2013

Jennifer Lopez Hired Casper Smart To Make Sure No One Photographs Her Butt In A Bikini

For most of 2012, there have been rumors about what exactly Jennifer Lopez hired Casper Smart for and how much of that money he definitely spends on gay peep shows. Turns out his real occupation is Professional Ass Blocker because here he is in Miami with JLo making sure a towel is immediately wrapped around…

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Will Sue Anyone Who Clearly Saw Casper Smart Walking In and Out of a Peep Show

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Just over a week ago Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart, disproved his surname by walking into a peep show in front of at least one person standing across the street breathlessly clicking away on a fancy image replicating machine, or “photographer” to anyone with functioning brain cells. Turns out…

By: Photo Boy / August 2, 2012

It’s A Day Before Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday, Why Wouldn’t Casper Smart Go See A Peep Show?

Jennifer Lopez drags Casper Smart around so people will think she’s so attractive, 24-year-old backup dancers in respectable shape would rather have sex with her than chicks under 30 without kids. (In reality, he does all the driving and pretends to buy her fancy gifts with his money that’s really hers.) So call it a…

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2012

Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Or Religion

Posted by Photo Boy

I’m not going to sit here and pretend it’s not great fun watching our commenters sling hate around in the name of that guy who died supposedly to teach us a lesson about not slinging hate around, so in the interest of that – and because what’s a great…

By: Photo Boy / July 6, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Wore A Bikini And Other News

- “So I invented this thing that lets people stare at beautiful women in sports bras at their desk.” – Al Gore [theCHIVE]

– It’s Hooker Ashley Tisdale filming Sons of Anarchy. [Lainey Gossip]

- 41 Regrettably Tacky Photos Of Famous People [BuzzFeed]

- Lea Michele’s wedding will probably…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2012

Jennifer Lopez’s New Video Will Look Like This And Other News

- In case you were wondering if there’s a factory out there pumping out Megan Fox clones, yes. Yes, there is. [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Munn almost turned her hacked photos into a win and then fucked it right the hell up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Die Antwoord turned down opening for Lady

By: The Superficial / March 13, 2012

Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Has Nothing To Do With Kirk Cameron Hating Gays

Here are just-released photos of Jennifer Lopez in Rio last month, that I’m going to assume were sat on so, per her instructions, they could weed out every single bikini shot where you see cellulite. So naturally two were left. On that note, here’s an intimate shot with Casper Smart if intimate means having a…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Miami on Friday where she also brought along Casper Smart because who the hell else is going to drive her to the Piggly Wiggly? More importantly, she actually looks pretty damn good in the shots taken through a window from five buildings over whereas the ones of…

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Gives Casper Smart An Allowance

“She never gives me enough to buy LEGOs…” *kicks rock*

Jennifer Lopez might be old, but she understands young boys need their walking around money provided that walking around money is spent on her so she can feel like her cradle-robbing is really some sort of reverse gold-digging for idiots because it’s her…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Gave Casper Smart A Bentley

Okay, maybe “gave” was a strong word. More like Jennifer Lopez lets Casper Smart pretend it’s his when she’s not making him wear a driver’s cap and wait outside. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Casper Smart tell us … the world’s most famous backup dancer isn’t just using the car to chauffeur hi…

By: The Superficial / December 14, 2011

Casper Smart Is Tweeting About Jennifer Lopez

“Oh, wow, her costume shoots dust out of it and everything.”

Because he’s 13, Casper Smart has taken to Twitter to fight back against the “haters” criticizing his relationship with Jennifer Lopez because if there’s one thing grown men concern themselves with, it’s “haters.” *deletes every tweet arguing with Ryan Dunn fans* –…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2011

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Are Still Doing It

Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez’s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because Marc Anthony reportedly has a giant penis which I forgot to post about, so just take…

By: The Superficial / November 22, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Is Banging This Kid Now

Taking a page from Madonna’s Guide To Pretending You’re Not An Ancient Evil Plaguing Mankind For Centuries, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly dating 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart, according to TMZ. When reached for comment the kid said, “I just want to thank K-Fed for through whom all blessings flow. I wouldn’t even be here today…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2011