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Casey Anthony’s Lawyer Allegedly Admitted She’s Guilty, Was Doing Her

So who wants to hear some fucked up shit about Casey Anthony that may or may not be true but has talk of blowjobs?

The Superficial | May 26, 2016 - 11:14 am

BREAKING: God To Forgive Casey Anthony Provided Random Pastor Puts Water On Her Head

On the first day of grifting school, they teach you that Christians are the easiest targets because clearly these are people who will believe anything. Of course, I just made that up, but you know who believed it? Christians. Which brings me to Casey Anthony being baptized because apparently she’s still trying to do everything…

The Superficial | March 21, 2012 - 12:12 pm

Casey Anthony’s Making Video Diaries Now

A “video diary” circulating the Internet this morning has been confirmed by TODAY as Casey Anthony and was reportedly filmed in October. The current theory is that someone else posted the video, but the fact that Casey even made one in the first place shows how fucking retarded she is, so let’s not rule out…

The Superficial | January 5, 2012 - 11:02 am

Casey Anthony is Free, Has a Nice Rack

“I’m here for the gang-bang.”

Casey Anthony was released from jail early Sunday morning, and is it wrong that I immediately noticed her breasts? Maybe she really is innocent and could use some money to get back on her feet… *slaps self in the face* Where was I? Oh, right, tits child killers.

The Superficial | July 18, 2011 - 10:59 am

Horny Teenagers and Sex Offenders Are Sending Casey Anthony Money

In their defense, duck lips = puts out. That’s just smart investing. Via ABC News:

The donations have increased since Anthony was acquitted in the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee last week, the records show.
As of today, Anthony has $472.18 in her bank account, nearly $200 more than what was…

The Superficial | July 14, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Casey Anthony Ready To Start A New Life Wearing Disguises With a Fake Name

When Casey Anthony gets out of jail on the 17th, she’s about to be exposed to an entire country wanting her dead even though it’s pretty obvious a higher power had it out for Caylee. But as clever as she is a compulsive liar, Casey plans to become a master of disguise, according to the…

Photo Boy | July 13, 2011 - 2:38 pm

Caylee Anthony’s Memorial is Underwater Now. Of Course.

This chick’s butt seems very concerned. I should probably ask it for a quote.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised that something in Florida has found itself underwater considering the entire state is a goddamn marsh, but after getting struck by lightning and flooded over the weekend, you really have to wonder why…

The Superficial | July 11, 2011 - 2:10 pm

Lightning Strikes Caylee Anthony Memorial Hours After Casey Sentenced

Because this story isn’t fucked up enough, lightning apparently struck the makeshift Caylee Anthony memorial just hours after Casey Anthony was sentenced yesterday for lying to police officers about her dead daughter because innocent people do that. Anyway, you can only guess the type of quotes flooding into the local paper already:


The Superficial | July 8, 2011 - 1:17 pm

Casey Anthony is Too Controversial For Porn. Really?

Seen here having a goddamn blast at her sentencing hearing today, and why wouldn’t she? She’ll be out next week. Casey Anthony’s career in porn is over just as soon as it began which seems to happen a lot when sex is involved. At least to me because I’m so good at at it. TMZ

The Superficial | July 7, 2011 - 1:58 pm

Why is Octomom Herding All Of Her Kids Toward The Sea?

Oh, shit, she saw the Casey Anthony verdict. Octo-babies, no, wait, the cookies are chloroform! THE COOKIES ARE CHLOROFORM!

Photo: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial | July 6, 2011 - 4:45 pm

Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already

Casey Anthony, whose guilt I’ve proven beyond a shadow of a doubt here, is already receiving the inevitable porn offers literally everyone saw coming because if you’re going to murder your kid and get away with it in this country, the least you can do is have sex on camera or you really are a…

The Superficial | July 6, 2011 - 11:48 am

Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In.

Welcome to the most ironic tweet in the history of Twitter:

WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!

That would be Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges in a case that is now widely…

The Superficial | July 5, 2011 - 3:21 pm

Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder

For those of you hiding under a rock, or purposefully avoiding the Casey Anthony circus like I’ve been, she’s just been cleared of all murder charges, but found guilty of giving false information to police officers which she’s already being credited for time served. Apparently, it’s a great time to kill your kid in America…

The Superficial | July 5, 2011 - 2:45 pm