Posts tagged "Carrie Underwood"

Julie Andrews Didn’t Watch NBC’s ‘The Sound of Music,’ Pray For Her

Presumably because she’s a powerful witch who can see terrible events in the future – I once saw her pull a whole lamp out of a purse. A purse! – Julie Andrews did not watch NBC’s live production of The Sound of Music starring Carrie Underwood because she had a, uh, speaking engagement. Yes, speaking…

The Superficial / December 11, 2013

If You Didn’t Like Carrie Underwood In ‘The Sound of Music,’ You Need Jesus

“But, captain, I don’t understand. If your wife claims to be a bisexual, yet wedded herself to you, then what was the purpose of even mentioning said information after the fact if not for attention itself?”
“Haha! Oh, Maria.”

Carrie Underwood had been doing so well in her quest not to be…

The Superficial / December 9, 2013

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral

The Superficial / September 23, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”
Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry’s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings’ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna’s murder or Jennifer Lopez’s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold thi…

The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Carrie Underwood & Hayden Panettiere Were The Only Thing Interesting About The CMAs

The Awards for Horribly Bland Pop Music With A Slight Twang For White Trash To Get Teen Pregnant To were last night, and literally the only thing interesting that happened was Carrie Underwood’s dress had one of those boob window things and Hayden Panettiere looked kinda hot. Also, Taylor Swift didn’t win a single award…

The Superficial / November 2, 2012

Carrie Underwood Supporting Gay Marriage Is Really Going Over Well

Last week Carrie Underwood shocked the shit out of people by going against the grain of her Christian persona and country roots and openly supporting gay marriage. So you’ll be surprised to learn this didn’t sit well with some of her fans who began praying for Jesus to kill her in a car accident. Via…

The Superficial / June 18, 2012

Carrie Underwood Supports Gay Marriage Now

I’ve honestly never been a big fan of Carrie Underwood. 1. I don’t like country. 2. Just before she got married a few years back, she made it a point to basically judge anyone that “lived in sin” before getting married, and 3. She never really did it for me. That said, here she i…

The Superficial / June 12, 2012

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I’m just too scared to get my heartbroken if she blows up like that dude

The Superficial / July 16, 2010

Carrie Underwood shows off her rock and other news

- Best Dressed at People’s Choice Awards [Betty Confidential]
- Jay Leno might have just F’d Conan in the A. [PopEater]
- Mark Wahlberg’s wife is never NOT pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kevin Connolly apparently found a woman who doesn’t make him wear lifts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jessica Alba at the People’s Choice…

The Superficial / January 7, 2010

Carrie Underwood is engaged

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators are engaged, according to Us Weekly:
“I’m happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn’t be happier,” the rep tells Us. “No wedding date has been set at this time.”
According to the Ottawa Sun, he also confirmed the…

The Superficial / December 21, 2009

Carrie Underwood in a bikini

Here’s Carrie Underwood in the Bahamas this morning and I really hope her boyfriend wasn’t along for this trip. Mostly because Carrie recently made it a point to say she would never live in sin, so even after an entire day of looking at her in a bikini, the most you’d probably get is a…

The Superficial / December 7, 2009

Carrie Underwood bitch-slaps Hollywood

Country music star Carrie Underwood has no love for celebrities who can’t keep their endorsements to themselves, according to TV Guide:
“There is someone I do support, but I don’t support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate. It’s saying that the American public isn’t smart enough to make their…

The Superficial / November 4, 2008

Jessica Simpson sounds like a really, really awesome girlfriend

When she’s not single-handedly destroying the image of a Dallas-based brewery, Jessica Simpson likes to take time out from her busy schedule to snoop through Tony Romo’s cell phone which is how she knew his ex Carrie Underwood was lying when she recently said Tony still calls her. You bagged yourself a keeper, Tony. NY

The Superficial / August 21, 2008

Jessica Simpson mistaken for Carrie Underwood (Ha! I mean, ouch! But also, Ha!)

Jessica Simpson’s “Real Girls Love Meat” shirt was allegedly aimed at Tony Romo’s ex Carrie Underwood who was PETA’s 2005 Sexiest Vegetarian. The pieces are adding up with OK! Magazine reporting that Jessica was recently confused for Carrie by a fan:
“She said she was her number-one fan from back in the Idol days,” a…

The Superficial / June 18, 2008