Posts tagged "Carmen Electra"

Carmen Electra’s Breasts Are A Happy Post

The last few posts have been about suicide, child molestation and sexual assault, but since the night is always darkest just before the dawn, here are Carmen Electra‘s breasts at The Expendables 3 premiere because I’ll never forsake you. Unless it’d be really funny then I won’t even hesitate. You’ll be like “Ah, shit!”…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2014

Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does violence against women have to do with them? It’s not like…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

Carmen Electra & The Subtle, Understated Art of Dressing For A First Date

Carmen Electra and Travis Barker went on a date last night which isn’t really news because he plays in a band, so it was simply a matter of patience and using his engorged penis to not die in a a fiery plane crash. (Now you know the real story.) What is important is that Carme…

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014

Carmen Electra Wore This

I shortchanged Carmen Electra while she was in a Baywatch swimsuit with Matt Lauer yesterday, so here she is at Adam Lambert‘s Halloween party last night because we’re literally just going to throw celebrities in costumes at you before bolting for the weekend. Which, fun fact, was actually Edward R. Murrow‘s preferred method of reporting…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2013

Carmen Electra’s Life Will Never Get Better Than This And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow went to Indonesia and CAN’T WAIT to tell you about it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Benedict Cumberbatch in jorts, anyone? [Dlisted]

– I really need to start asking sexy readers to send in photos. [theCHIVE]

- Jimmy Kimmel got married again if anyone gives a shit. [tooFab]…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2013

Simon Cowell’s Banging Carmen Electra

The last time we checked in on Simon Cowell‘s love life, he was being robbed by a one-night stand after a series of failed relationships where women wouldn’t stay with his money while he perpetually cheated on them. (Dames, amirite?) So after that the only logical step is to just start hiring prostitutes. Or Carmen

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2012

JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication To The Super Bowl

And by class and sophistication, I mean summoned Tim Tebow by making a cross with giant glowing dildos and then hanging out with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra who, judging by this photo, banged later.

So, again, way classier than whatever the hell this is. Your honor has been restored, America.

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2012

More Carmen Electra By Request and Other News

[A bunch of you asked for more of these Carmen Electra shots from yesterday’s TCWM, and it’s the least we can do after exposing you to Deena Cortese. Friends? – The Superficial]

Posted by Photo Boy

- Anne Hathaway: “Mouth, foot. Foot, mouth.” [Huffington Post]

- Snooki can scratch…

By: Photo Boy / August 18, 2011

Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape

Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the jump and it’s not so much a “lesbian sex tape” as it’s a carefully-edited cocktease…

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2009

Carmen Electra in a bikini

Here’s Carmen Electra in the Kos Islands of Greece over the weekend, and when did her face morph into Linda Hamilton’s? Seriously, I’m waiting for a gun-toting Christian Bale or Eddie Furlong to roll out of her vagina at any moment. Or both of them at the same time. In a tank. (It’s Carme…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2009

Carmen Electra goes topless for Vegas show

Here’s Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don’t think I need to explain why I’m posting this. But just to be safe, it’s because I’m the Jesus of Internet. Click these in remembrance of me.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of…

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2009

Zac Efron does one of those ‘Funny or Die’ videos. Guess what it falls under.

I’ve determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this “leaked” version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director – such as the above video starring Zac…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2009

Carmen Electra still attractive – ish

Carmen Electra hosted the Chelsea Girls concert at the Roxy last night and she’s not going down easily. – – Poor of choice of words. My bad. Anyway, I don’t want to say Carmen’s looking a bit rough, but would anyone be surprised if she popped up on the next season of Rock of Love

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2009

Carmen Electra’s career reaches inevitable zenith

After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the house, she poses for the

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2008

Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day & Kirsten Dunst Halloween costumes

Here’s the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in:

1. Carmen Electra as “Sexy Theater Candy Girl.” I’m diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes?
2. Tila Tequila as “Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants You…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2008

Carmen Electra is cleavagey, but kind of scary

These are pictures of Carmen Electra on vacation in Chile that I got distracted from posting thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears’ fertile uterus. I don’t exactly know what happened to Carmen Electra’s face, but it should take some advice from her cleavage on how to achieve awesomeness. Maybe they can swap notes or something. I’m…

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2007

Carmen Electra dances for Spike TV’s “Guys Choice” Awards

Carmen Electra performed a stage dance with The Pussycat Dolls and The Bombshells during a performance by ZZ Top for Spike TV’s first annual “Guys Choice” Awards. And in case you thought Carmen Electra dancing around half-naked on stage didn’t quality as news, well, you’re wrong. Just thought you’d like to know. And…

By: Superficial / June 11, 2007

Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny still can’t walk

If you saw these photos and wished with all your might there was video, your prayers have been answered. Here’s the video of Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny forgetting how to walk at Max Factor’s Clothes Off Our Back charity event. And here’s the video of me forgetting how to satisfy the need…

By: Superficial / March 16, 2007
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