And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll shit an Oscar statue.
Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones
I’ll Star in Anything
Proof Shia LaBeouf is a Pedophile
- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna’s iconic “Like a Virgin” outfit which means it’s only a few years until she’s snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham’s bolt-ons make the cover of Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan take their love public. [PopSugar]