Posts tagged "Cara Delevingne"

Cara Delevingne & Naomi Campbell Allegedly Fought Like The Cats

Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell reportedly had a catfight over Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week.

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2015

A Special Thanks

Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch.

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard. THE

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn Tom Hardy as Rick Flag Jai Courtney

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

So it looks like we're going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by "hackers," according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I have no idea who half of them are:…

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

And Selena Gomez Is Banging Justin Bieber Again God F*cking Dammit!

Because getting swatted at by Orlando Bloom (for a good reason) makes you look like a sad puppy, Selena Gomez is apparently over banging European dudes and/or Cara Delevingne at the same time and back to thinking Justin Bieber won't screw whores behind her back. So here's the two of them leaving Bible study Wednesday…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

The Selena Gomez I Missed – Friday 7.25.14

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne's lesbian vacation is officially over, so here are the rest of Selena's outfits in St. Tropez that I didn't post yesterday because I was too busy covering such hard-hitting news as Superman with a lightsaber and The Queen actually smiling which probably explains this. There's your answer right there. Photos:

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Are Still Partying

The "media" will try and tell you that Selena Gomez is on this yacht with her new boyfriend Tommy Chiabra even though it's obvious she's having hot lesbian sex with Cara Delevingne who has the sort of soft, delicate hands she's accustomed to. In fact, at one point, she even turned to Cara and said…

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2014

Is Selena Gomez A Lesbian Now?

Above are pictures of Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne partying in St. Tropez which obviously raises the question: Is Selena Gomez a lesbian now? Granted, she looks pretty close to this dude, but Cara Delevingne is there. They're practically kissing, but Cara Delevingne is there. Also, it's not like Selena Gomez hasn't repeatedly dated a

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

Sometime during Rihanna's MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her "fucking name" because it's "that stupid French." But because she's southern charm personified, Reese followed that u…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Michelle Rodriguez’s Bitches Swim Topless

"Can I put my top back on?" "If you want to wait in the car." Now that they've announced their love to the world, here's Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of this makes sense…

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Michelle Rodriguez Is Banging Cara Delevingne

Presumably because Vin Diesel always talks about cars when they do it, or she has amnesia again (Damn your undercover missions, Paul Walker. DAMN THEM TO HELL.), Michelle Rodriguez confirmed to The Mirror that she's dating Cara Delevingne. Which is cool, it's 2014. Lesbians be free to lesbianate. I'm just concerned with what happened to…

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we're serious, comprehensive journalists, here's the rest of The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who's not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won't shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn't look…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money and showcase…

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Let’s Not Throw Bottles At Rihanna Because She’s Dating Chris Brown Again Like An Idiot

In case you missed it while I was in a coma, some dude in London thought abusing Rihanna with a bottle would teach her a lesson about getting back together with the abusive Chris Brown. So basically the most well-thought plan you've ever heard of in your life. Via The New York Post: Rihanna stumbled…

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2013