Captain America: Civil War

Right In DC’s Butthole: A Review Of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Captain America: Civil War is *almost* the best of the Marvel movies. Oh shit, hot take! AWOOGA! (Can you tell I’ve been writing this for way too long? I wrote this for way too long.) More »


‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer Has Your New Shitty Spider-Man

Spider-Man finally shows up in the new Captain America: Civil War trailer, and I really wish he hadn’t. More »


Here Are All The Trailers From The Boring Ass Super Bowl

There were a bunch of trailers during the Super Bowl last night, and all for the eight people who still don’t know how to find YouTube videos. More »


Captain America: Civil War Has A Trailer

The Captain America: Civil War trailer is here to punch everything in the face, and wink and nod that it knows its punching everything in the face, so dig in. You know you’re gonna. More »


Tom Holland Is Your New New Spider-Man


Spider-Man’s In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

And Spider-Man has officially joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That’s either a huge fucking deal to you, or you’re going to keep on scrolling. I won’t take it personally. More »


Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat’: The Sony Emails

I work in the media, so it’s easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don’t obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. Which brings me to… More »


Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC’s face, Marvel laid out it’s Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as Carol Danvers. Also announced was Avengers: Infinity War which will be two movies… More »


Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

“Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?”
“Yup.”
“You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR.” – Exactly how that happens, trust me

Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he’s really starring in Captain America 3More »