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The Best Candice Swanepoel Pics We’ve Ever Posted And Other News

Star Wars fucked over Quentin Tarantino. [Lainey Gossip]

So this Macaulay Culkin video happened. [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian’s fucking all the kids. [TMZ]

Selena Gomez is taking bikini selfies again. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

Mike Redmond | December 18, 2015 - 9:00 am

Candice Swanepoel’s Butt Deserve Its Own Post

Candice Swanepoel is a goddamn work of art.

Mike Redmond | December 16, 2015 - 2:15 pm

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos, And Other News

Did Norman Reedus steal Pacey’s girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Shirtless Runner Guy moistens the Internet. [Dlisted]

Carrie Fisher hijacks The Force Awakens premiere. [TMZ]

Demi Lovato is great falling down. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

Mike Redmond | December 15, 2015 - 9:34 am

The 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Our big gallery for The 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because journalism isn’t dead.

Mike Redmond | November 11, 2015 - 11:51 am

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

Mike Redmond | May 5, 2015 - 12:06 pm

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!

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Mike Redmond | December 3, 2014 - 11:09 am

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

Here’s Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I’ve already written – *counts* – 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28)

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Mike Redmond | October 5, 2014 - 8:02 pm

A Moment For Candice Swanepoel’s Butt

I’ve got another post coming up where some asshole not only defends Adrian Peterson, but openly considers using a switch on his child. So before we all feel really dark inside from churning up repressed childhood memories, here’s Candice Swanepoel’s butt whose dimples have never beaten a child. Trust me, I have cameras everywhere. I…

Mike Redmond | September 17, 2014 - 2:16 pm

Michael Bay Should Only Do This, Nothing But This

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be a childhood-raping CGI abortion that already made enough money to greenlight a sequel because you people are the fucking devil except here’s Michael Bay proving he still serves a purpose in this world and that purpose is Victoria’s Secret commercials. Sure, any idiot can point a camera at hot

Mike Redmond | August 11, 2014 - 1:37 pm

The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women of 2014 Celebration

Feedly is literally being held for ransom via DDoS attack, so I’m having a hell of morning because that’s where I get most of my shit. Fortunately, The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women Celebration was last night, so here’s that plus a bonus gallery of Candice Swanpoel looking fucking fantastic yesterday while I scrounge for posts…

Mike Redmond | June 11, 2014 - 11:06 am

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Will Make It All Better

I just dropped the most horrible news you’ll ever hear in your life into your lap, so to make up for that here are 25 shots of Candice Swanepoel’s spectacular ass in a bikini. Think of me as a drill sergeant who breaks you apart only to rebuild you again except without any clear, discernible…

Mike Redmond | March 3, 2014 - 12:36 pm

Good Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence is still banging the kid from About A Boy. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kris Jenner got shitfaced at Kanye’s concert. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

– Apparently Rumer Willis looks hot.. ish if you turn the resolution down to -1. [Fishwrapper]…

Mike Redmond | November 25, 2013 - 8:00 am

Candice Swanepoel Won The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

In Scientology, anyone who undermines the teachings of the church is referred to as a Suppressive Person who must be excommunicated because they’re also Hitler. Which seems like a silly practice from a silly religion, except it’s probably not a bad idea for how you should treat anyone who tries to say the Victoria’s Secret

Mike Redmond | November 14, 2013 - 10:56 am

Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? The Taylor Swift?

If I had to choose the prudest person in the world to perform at The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’d be Taylor Swift followed by a nun in a chastity belt at a distant second. That said, Taylor does have an incredible body that I’ll never have sex with in a thousand years which was…

Mike Redmond | November 14, 2013 - 10:25 am

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair. Everyone freak out! [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift is stealing Laura Bush’s clothes now. [Dlisted]

– Good God, Jordan Carver… [theCHIVE]

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are having some sort of public spat again. [Fishwrapper]

- Naya Rivera is way hotter…

Mike Redmond | November 7, 2013 - 8:55 am

Michael Bay Got Attacked By Triads In Hong Kong

“Dude, dude, check it out. I’m with a hot chick, and the kind black dudes like. That’s funny!”

While filming Transformers: Age of Extinction in Hong Kong this morning, Michael Bay suddenly found himself being exactly right that time he said all Chinese people know karate because two of them started kicking him…

Mike Redmond | October 17, 2013 - 12:19 pm

Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

- Chris Pine really is Captain Kirk. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown could go to prison for allegedly hitting a woman with his car then leaving the scene, and no, not Rihanna this time. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Back Problems are an America worth dying for. [theCHIVE]

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Mike Redmond | May 28, 2013 - 7:55 am

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

- Ryan Gosling got Dr. Who to shave his head. His powers know no bounds. [Lainey Gossip]

– Hey, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are stagin’ a photo op here! [Dlisted]

– Girls have squishy parts. In case you were curious. [theCHIVE]

- Bryan Singer really likes tweeting X-Men

Mike Redmond | May 14, 2013 - 9:05 am

It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Michael Bay should be doing absolutely nothing but making Victoria’s Secret commercials. Not so much that they’re works of genius – It’s pointing a camera at women who would look hot in a beekeeper’s suit. – but mostly so he stops doing anything else. Also, this…

Mike Redmond | April 17, 2013 - 2:27 pm
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