In honor of Bill Clinton, we’re going to get in and out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as soon as I figure out where its vagina is so I can stash this cigar. (Also, Barack Obama didn’t make with the weekly handjobs so I’d denounce Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. That’s… More »
Here’s Jessica Simpson in New York this morning – still wearing the same top and pants from the weekend (Net worth: $1 billion) – where she’s entirely given up trying to hide her stomach that experts now say is six months pregnant. Of course, she’s probably only three-to-four, but this wouldn’t be a Jessica Simpson… More »
May 28, 2011 – Tony Romo marries Candice Crawford in Dallas, TX. Three-tier cupcake stands are involved.
May 29, 2011 – People magazine announces the wedding.
May 31, 2011 – Jessica Simpson turns up at Chili’s.
Jesus, it’s like clockwork. If I were Swiss, I’d have a… More »
“Take me to butter. And step on it.”
While news of an engagement was falsely reported a year ago in what I can only assume was an effort to inflate Rocky Road futures, Tony Romo officially proposed to his girlfriend Candice Crawford yesterday, according to Us Magazine:
Dating since September 2009,… More »
So remember last year when Jessica Simpson blew up over the holidays leading the whole world to believe she ate Santa Clause? Imagine that same scenario but adding Tony Romo getting engaged to Candice Crawford. Yeah…
I’ll be forging documents naming me the rightful owner of Ben & Jerry’s if anyone needs… More »
Tony Romo is dating 22-year-old Miss Missouri 2008 Candice Crawford who also happens to be the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. So you know he’s not going to do anything about it except aloofly look into the camera. Us Magazine reports:
“She’s not happy that it’s out [in the media], but… More »