- Screw the Klondike Bar, what would I do for a redhead? Wait, you mean I can’t have sex with both? I immediately hate this question. [theCHIVE]
– And good morning to you, too, Alison Brie… [Popoholic]
- Sheree got fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta. [Dlisted]
- Ted Nugent is a Black Jew, everybody.
Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you know…