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‘Drink My Beer, Best Friend!’

While clearly staying in New Orleans without Angelina Jolie and their child army, Brad Pitt spotted Matthew McConaughey on a balcony across the street where he’s in town filming The Amazing Race with Drew Brees. So naturally he started throwing beers at them because that’s what best friends do when kids and their soft, delicate… More »

Matthew McConaughey thinks procreation is a sport now

Matthew McConaughey has knocked up his girlfriend Camila Alves again. He revealed the news in a Father’s Day message on his website:

Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this… More »

Matthew McConaughey shouldn’t be allowed in a delivery room

Matthew McConaughey’s longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bullshit fests, this one is full of Matthew McConaughey ridiculousness. More »

Matthew McConaughey reads The Bible?

Matthew McConaughey astounds me yet again by typing people words and claiming to have knowledge of The Bible. Here’s his latest blog entry explaining how he chose Levi Alves McConaughey for his newborn son’s name. I’m going to assume somebody ate a handful of mescaline then watched 6-8 hours of TBN:

“Levi” was another… More »

Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have a baby boy

Matthew McConaughey became the father of a baby boy last night after his girlfriend model Camila Alves gave birth. At the time of this post, no name was given yet for Tarzan Jr. who weighed in at 7 lb., 4 oz. but a statement was given to OK! Magazine by Matthew himself:

“A healthy… More »

Matthew McConaughey isn’t letting no baby stop his drinking

Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must’ve got that parenting book I sent him: “The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments.” Star reports:

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” More »

Matthew McConaughey’s lady skills make me cry

And now’s the part of the day where I try and post something, anything, non-Britney Spears related. Here’s Matthew McConaughey with his ridiculously hot, but pregnant, girlfriend Camila Alves at the premiere of his new movie Fool’s Gold. Also in attendance is the surprisingly alive Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Take it away, Malcolm: “Bill Cosby hit me… More »

Matthew McConaughey reproduced

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Brazilian model Camila Alves are expecting a baby. Tarzan announced the pregnancy on his website:

Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so… More »