http://www.thesuperficial.com Celebrity Photos and Gossip Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:29:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-weinstein-golden-globes-party-01-2012 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-weinstein-golden-globes-party-01-2012#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:07:43 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1353511

Probably because the photographer who shot these spent most of the day praying in Latin to revive his dead penis, it took until late yesterday for these pics of Cameron Diaz in all her man-armed, bleached-death splendor at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party to What the fucking hell? their way across my desk. From there Read More ...]]> 51 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-diddy-are-banging-12-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-diddy-are-banging-12-2011#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:09:47 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1290001

Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six: They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with Yankee slugger Read More ...]]> 35 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-pregnant-08-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-pregnant-08-2011#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:54:26 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=959761

Mostly because I think they’re contagious, I don’t spend a lot of time around pregnant woman as illustrated by my lack of ability to even recognize one. That being said, I’m pretty sure they don’t look like assless male marathon runners who magically sprout a perfectly round belly like Cameron Diaz‘s character in What To Read More ...]]> 29 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-face-no-makeup-lax-08-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-face-no-makeup-lax-08-2011#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:54 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=923452

My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this Read More ...]]> 85 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-bikini-madonna-arms-07-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-bikini-madonna-arms-07-2011#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:57:18 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=904892

“Wow, those are testicles!” – That guy. In the orange. Sorry, should’ve been more specific. If you found yourself wondering, “Gee, does Cameron Diaz still have freakish, almost Madonna-esque guns causing grown men to do a double take of fear?” the answer is yes. Yes, she does. And to demonstrate just how strong they are, Read More ...]]> 37 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-should-stop-making-faces-any-face-and-other-news-07-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-should-stop-making-faces-any-face-and-other-news-07-2011#comments Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:15:50 +0000 Photo Boy http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=861742

Posted By Photo Boy - Blake Lively wore Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s dress first. Who looked bett- BAHAHA! - Shia LaBeouf tries to stifle the wrath of the Maple Christ. - While Megan Fox tries to get David Silver off his ass. - SPOILER ALERT! There will be a yellow cab in Read More ...]]> 54 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-will-eat-your-children-and-other-news-06-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-will-eat-your-children-and-other-news-06-2011#comments Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:09:02 +0000 Photo Boy http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=843162

Posted by Photo Boy - Rob Zombie‘s Woolite commercial. You just read that. - James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. - Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively‘s vagina. - Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. - Lucy Read More ...]]> 35 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-is-madonna-now-02-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-is-madonna-now-02-2011#comments Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:45:51 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=656051

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends Read More ...]]> 126 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-and-other-news-02-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-and-other-news-02-2011#comments Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:00:21 +0000 Photo Boy http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=638882

- The Black Eyed Peas committed more rape than Ben Roethlisberger. Let’s put it like that. - Shauna Sand recorded a song about porn. — We thank you this day, O’ Lord… - Speaking of sexual abominations, Hugh Hefner has a few words on touching yourself. - Jake Gyllenhaal is banging Read More ...]]> 114 http://www.thesuperficial.com/bill-clinton-hangs-out-with-cameron-diaz-and-a-rod-why-not-01-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/bill-clinton-hangs-out-with-cameron-diaz-and-a-rod-why-not-01-2011#comments Fri, 21 Jan 2011 21:55:55 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=616221

“We’re going streaking!” For reasons known only to a Macanudo and a butler who can keep a secret, Bill Clinton joined Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez for dinner in Miami last night. Now, I’m not suggesting he offered A-Rod one million dollars to sleep with Cameron Diaz, but I’m also not suggesting it wasn’t really Read More ...]]> 65 http://www.thesuperficial.com/more-cameron-diaz-bikini-photos-and-other-news-12-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/more-cameron-diaz-bikini-photos-and-other-news-12-2010#comments Thu, 23 Dec 2010 20:10:38 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=578872

- Lady GaGa is still exposing herself to Paris. - Stephen Baldwin claims Kevin Costner screwed him. - Dina Lohan claims she never told Lindsay not to take a breathalyzer. Which means she did. - John Mayer is telling random women how to have sex now. - Miley Cyrus Read More ...]]> 28 http://www.thesuperficial.com/george-clooney-surprises-cameron-diaz-12-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/george-clooney-surprises-cameron-diaz-12-2010#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2010 18:02:35 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=578011

Did I say George Clooney? Clearly I meant Jesus. George Clooney paid Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez a surprise visit in Mexico yesterday proving my theory that he sits in trees all day waiting for hot chicks to show up. Except in this case old age failed him because it’s only Cameron Diaz who naturally Read More ...]]> 18 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-is-still-in-a-bikini-12-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-is-still-in-a-bikini-12-2010#comments Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:22:06 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=576852

Cameron Diaz continued her Mexico vacation yesterday so here’s another round of bikini shots to start your morning off. Although I should probably warn you there’s not going to be a set of Megan Fox pics to soften the blow, these are actually slightly better than the first set. And I’m not just saying that Read More ...]]> 30 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-youre-welcome-12-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-youre-welcome-12-2010#comments Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:01:05 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=574651

“White girl all putting her ass up in my face… I was on 227!” I’m not even going to lie to you guys and pretend these bikini photos of Cameron Diaz in Mexico yesterday serve any legitimate purpose outside of being posted before Megan Fox so you won’t have to look at a gaping mouth Read More ...]]> 45 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-06-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron-diaz-in-a-bikini-06-2010#comments Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:23:01 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=443451

Here’s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii over the weekend because there hasn’t been enough shots of practically middle-aged women rinsing themselves off with a hose lately. I know I should be aroused by the shots of her bending over, but all I keep thinking about is that crazy scene in Vanilla Sky. You know, the one Read More ...]]> 47 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_is_pregnant-04-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_is_pregnant-04-2010#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:45:16 +0000 The Superficial

Just kidding! I wanted to see what it’s like to make wild assumptions based off two celebrities standing next to each other. Or basically be Star for a day. So for the record, Cameron Diaz is not really pregnant. Because Justin Timberlake is. WhooooOOOOoooaaaa. Photos: Pacific Coast NewsRead More ...]]> 64 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_in_daisy_dukes_an-03-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_in_daisy_dukes_an-03-2010#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:40:02 +0000 The Superficial

- Ashton Kutcher is clearly not having sex with Demi Moore. - Jesse James dodged a bullet if you don’t count the settlement that just happened. - Somebody’s going to need to burn that grocery store down. - Jackson Rathbone: A Tale of Shitass Vampire Make-Up. - Read More ...]]> 49 http://www.thesuperficial.com/oscars_the_last_goddamn_bunch-03-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/oscars_the_last_goddamn_bunch-03-2010#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:20:30 +0000 The Superficial

And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Fagina PieTrap Canyon I’ll Star in Anything MyShitty DontStinkerson No BelongyHere Proof Shia LaBeouf is a Pedophile THAT HORSE Read More ...]]> 72 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diazs_nipple-02-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diazs_nipple-02-2010#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:46:16 +0000 The Superficial

I was about to let the entire weekend ride on what may or may not be Snooki’s quasi-naked ass, when thankfully for you, Cameron Diaz’s nipple decided to pop out in Malibu today. Granted this requires everyone to look near her gaping mouth, scientists tell me it’s gravitational pull isn’t nearly as strong as previously Read More ...]]> 88 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_in_a_bikini_1-02-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/cameron_diaz_in_a_bikini_1-02-2010#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:20:37 +0000 The Superficial

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously, never. Every other actor in the world is accused at least once during a film of Read More ...]]> 112