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Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Got Married

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When you’re 42 and the last time anyone though you were hot was also the last time anyone thought Jim Carrey was funny, marrying Benji Madden might not seem like you just made the exact same momentous life decision as Nicole Richie, but that’s exactly what happened here. Via… More »

The Butts of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past And Present

Above are bikini photos of Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Toni Garrn going for a swim in St. Tropez presumably after a morning of watching him karate kick the poopdeck. (That sentence was way more full of sexual intrigue than I intended.) And below is Cameron Diaz’s ass literally dying while on vacation with Benji Madden, so… More »

Cameron Diaz In A Bikini – Yay?

Here’s Cameron Diaz in Miami yesterday, and since I’m a blogger of sheer sexual delight, I’ll just go ahead and link to hottest pic of the bunch. It’s like looking at a whole other person, right? She could be literally anyone but Cameron Diaz and all the Cameron Diaz face that comes with- wait, why… More »

This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

Here’s the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz’s nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool’s joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words “Cameron Diaz sex tape” in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet and rightful owner of… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks You For Your Support

To us, the poor and downtrodden, it would seem like the entire Internet had a field day with Gwyneth Paltrow announcing she’s consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin and quitting acting because it’s much, much harder than being a mother who works 9 to 5. Except we’re seeing things through a plebeian paradigm of noncelestial happenstance… More »

Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel

Now that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are over because you can only have sex with someone for so long while the ghost of Heath Ledger hovers in the background begging you to please, for the love of God, stop penetrating his ex for five minutes and tell the police he was killed by the… More »

Kate Upton’s Acting In A Bikini Again

Here’s Kate Upton filming more bikini scenes for The Other Woman over the weekend with it doesn’t matter. On that exact note, apparently the La Leche League missed the point of Kourtney Kardashian breastfeeding earlier, so for the record and using Kate here as a visual aid, whenever I post pics of celebrity breasts, it… More »

Yes, Putting Cameron Diaz & Kate Upton Next To Each Other In Bikinis Is A Great Idea

Based on my limited knowledge of a movie I’ll never watch because here are Kate Upton’s breasts for free, The Other Woman is about Cameron Diaz finding out her boyfriend is married AND banging Kate Upton behind his wife Leslie Mann’s back. Eventually the girls team up, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for Cameron… More »

Kate Upton’s Breasts Act In Movies Now

Because Hollywood isn’t completely out of ideas, here’s Kate Upton’s breasts bouncing all over the set of The Other Women yesterday and next to Cameron Diaz’s so they looked even more awesome and feminine. Sort of like how Tom Cruise wears lifts then makes everyone walk in a ditch next to him except without all… More »

Cameron Diaz’s Breasts Are Big Enough To Malfunction? That Can’t Be Right.

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Now comes the part of my job where I show you the time Cameron Diaz’s nipple just slightly poked out of her dress and she may or may not have flashed her panties, or “Editing a celebrity gossip blog,” as I’ll later explain it to friends and family before… More »

Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway:
The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13

Well, I survived an entire week without Photo Boy. And just to prove I never needed him anyway, here’s Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore having a “girls getaway” in Mexico which is clearly a crazy sexy gallery that’s not at all filled with scary and depressing photos where Reese Witherspoon wins because I… More »

If You’re Staring At Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Right Now, We’re Dead. Just Kidding! (Maybe)

If you’re reading this post right now, that means Photo Boy and I never made it to our computers this morning because we both don’t have power and/or weren’t worthy enough followers of Barack Obama, so he murdered us with the hurricane he summoned with his Kenya magic to win the election. Playas gotta play. More »

Tom Cruise Is Auditioning, Mind-Beaming, Courting, Whatever You Want To Call It, Cameron Diaz Now

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have pretended to be romantic interests in two movies now, so why not carry that charade into reality which I’m assuming was the thought process here. Via The Herald Sun:

“Tom and Cameron get on really well. Tom thinks Cameron is beautiful, intelligent and a lot of fun. More »

Cameron Diaz Because Why Not? And Other News

- Thor just fired his agent presumably over “meager rations of peppercorn” on Thor 2 set. [Lainey Gossip]

– How much is Andra Cristina Latiu and does she have a warranty? [theCHIVE]

- Katie Holmes is keeping all the jewels Tom Cruise gave her during their “marriage,” so just assume she… More »

JLo Wore This Next To Cameron Diaz’s Face

Mmmm… JLO belly.

While Cameron Diaz continued her metamorphosis into Madame at the Hollywood premiere of What To Expect When You’re Expecting last night (How many premieres/upfronts were there last night? 85 million.), Jennifer Lopez decided it’d be a great time to wear an open-front dress that she’d be guaranteed to look… More »

Cameron Diaz Thought She Could Go Ass-To-Ass With Jennifer Lopez

If there are two people you can confidently say will never win an Oscar, it’s Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz, so naturally they presented an award together last night because Hollywood’s the Special Olympics that way. Except at one point they decided to pose with their asses to the audience which makes sense when you’re… More »

BREAKING: Cameron Diaz Can Look Worse

Probably because the photographer who shot these spent most of the day praying in Latin to revive his dead penis, it took until late yesterday for these pics of Cameron Diaz in all her man-armed, bleached-death splendor at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party to What the fucking hell? their way across my desk. From there… More »

Cameron Diaz & Diddy Are Banging

Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six:

They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with… More »

Pregnant Cameron Diaz Looks Natural

Mostly because I think they’re contagious, I don’t spend a lot of time around pregnant woman as illustrated by my lack of ability to even recognize one. That being said, I’m pretty sure they don’t look like assless male marathon runners who magically sprout a perfectly round belly like Cameron Diaz’s character in What ToMore »

Cameron Diaz is a Thing of Beauty

My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this… More »

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