Posts tagged "Camel Toe"

Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

It’s been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here’s Taylor Swift’s camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show it to people with anxiety and it’d put them right to sleep,…

The Superficial / October 24, 2014

This Is A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Camel Toe

My last post dealt with such topics as the Antebellum South and rampant plagiarism in Internet journalism, so here’s Iggy Azaela wearing tight booty shorts that show the outline of her vagina which involves none of that stuff unless her vagina somehow owned slaves. Which for the record, I would be open to. It ca…

The Superficial / October 17, 2014

A Justin Bieber Dick Pic Is Imminent

Here’s Justin Bieber’s latest photo for Shots, an app I’ve never once heard of until now, so just assume him and his buddies sat around going, “Dude, bro, we should totally make our own Instagram, but call it something dope like, uh… fuckin’ Shots! Like we be doin’ shots in da club and da Internet.

The Superficial / July 1, 2014

It’s Anne Hathaway’s Camel Toe

Anne Hathaway may have won an Oscar, but nothing will ever beat the pure sexual thrill of everyone seeing her vagina. Granted, this is a thought that has never once crossed Anne’s mind, I like to pretend that’s why she slapped on yoga pants and puffed her labia out to ward off predators right i…

The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch

Here’s Lady GaGa performing the final show of her tour in D.C. last night, and apparently she wanted the audience to think she was totally free-vag-ing it. This would be kind of cool if I wasn’t afraid the clown from Stephen King’s “It” is going to roll out and shank me which, let’s be realistic,…

The Superficial / September 30, 2009

Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl

Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.
SARAH: *BAM* Oh,…

The Superficial / January 12, 2009