Posts tagged "butt"

Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze

Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera…
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2009

Whitney Port’s ass cheeks

Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting. Photos: Splash New…
By: The Superficial / June 9, 2009

Danielle Lloyd proves the British have true grasp on meaning of Christmas

Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn't even have a face. Ha! Can't believe you fell for that. Photos: The Su…
By: The Superficial / December 23, 2008

Pamela Anderson should just stick with the breasts

Pamela Anderson apparently felt her ass wasn't getting enough stage time in Hans Klok's magic show, so for their opening night in Amsterdam, she took matters into her own hands. There were no survivors. OR How to Widely Spread Hepatitis C - And Look Great Doing It! Figs. 1.1 - 1.11 (Warning: May contain vagina.)…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2008

Khloe Kardashian gets naked/airbrushed for PETA

Finally! Now I know what Khloe Kardashian would look like if she stripped naked, was heavily altered to not look like Sasquatch and then jammed her finger in a light socket. Adios, sleepless nights... Photos: PETA, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2008

Pamela Anderson is sheer elegance

Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee's old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with…
By: The Superficial / December 7, 2008

Ginger Spice goes commando at children’s awards

Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice had a slight wardrobe malfunction yesterday on the red carpet and, hey, these things happens. Except this was at the Children's BAFTA ceremony in London where Geri apparently felt the need to go commando. I guess she likes to feel sexy around a roomful of kids. Interesting... Note to Self: Invite Ginger…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2008

Nicole Richie’s ass surprisingly exists

Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses: Pirate ship. Unicorn. One Ring to rule them all. Jesus' body. But an ass? C'mon, there's no way these aren't Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime's face would've looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he…
By: The Superficial / November 30, 2008

Beyonce, I don’t think I am ready for this jelly

Beyonce performed on The Today Show this morning, and I don't know sign language, but I'm pretty sure I can decipher the message being delivered here: "Kim Kardashian, it's on. My ghetto booty vs. your buttpad. Downtown LA. November 29. 6-8 PM. (On account of rain, butt-off will be moved indoors.) Bring a covered dish."…
By: The Superficial / November 26, 2008

Adrienne Bailon’s ‘nude’ photos hit the Internet

Adrienne Bailon of Disney's The Cheetah Girls recently had her laptop stolen which contained "nude" photos intended for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian. She reportedly recovered it within hours of its theft at JFK airport, but this story has all kinds of holes in it. Apparently, Adrienne paid a $1,000 ransom to get the laptop back,…
By: / November 11, 2008

Kate Winslet claims this isn’t airbrushing at work

Kate Winslet is featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair and is reportedly pissed at recent comments claiming her pictorial was airbrushed. Her rep issued the following statement to People: "Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed. She is in terrific shape and what you see is how…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2008

Kerri Walsh wants AIDS to ‘butt’ out (Don Draper, I just made you look like clown shoes.)

Olympic athlete and women's volleyball competitor Kerri Walsh has wisely decided her ass is a veritable weapon in the fight against HIV/AIDS infection. I want everyone to know I'm "behind" this cause. Hi-OH! But, no, seriously, if I make a donation do I at least get to touch the butt and/or bounce a quarter off…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2008

Alessandra Ambrosio goes out with a bang

What your eyes are feasting on above is Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio's last photo shoot before taking a maternity leave from modeling. I included shots of Alessandra shopping yesterday. She's about six months give or take. The sexy pics are in the latest issue of Arena Magazine and make me realize, "Hey, pregnant…
By: The Superficial / May 2, 2008

Gisele Bundchen, your, uh, butt’s sticking out

Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele's ass looks magnifico. Truly he's doing God's work and shall be rewarded for such i…
By: The Superficial / April 2, 2008