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‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend known as Frank Miller. Three of those four were already covered… More »

Bruce Willis Called ‘Lazy And Greedy’ By Man Starting Production On His 11th Sequel

“Vhy are you not speaking to Bruce? Did he vuck your maid, too?”

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Full Disclosure: Having recently declared A Good Day To Die Hard as the death knell to my man love for Bruce Willis, I have to go on record here to say that Sylvester StalloneMore »

Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its

Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through… More »

Bruce Willis Knocked Up His Wife

While Ashton Kutcher’s wayward wang continues to remind Demi Moore she’s going to die much, much sooner than him, I’m talking decades earlier, her ex Bruce Willis is on the complete opposite end of the marriage spectrum where he’s celebrating the miracle of life by putting a baby in his wife Emma Heming, according to… More »

Rumer Willis Should Stand Next To Her Sister More Often

Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore’s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these… More »

Tallulah Willis Cited For Alcohol Possession

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Tallulah Willis, the 17 year old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was cited for alcohol possession after the cops saw her and her friends getting out of a car carrying some booze. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting… More »

Bruce Willis is a tough guy

Bruce Willis apparently got in the face of a fan who poked him in the shoulder to say “Hello” during a Fashion Week event in New York. Obviously, this person must’ve been some burly dude requiring Bruce to get tough, except no wait, it was a woman. RadarOnline reports:

Hanging out with sexy… More »

Bruce Willis and his wife take weird pictures

Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming pose for an S&M-themed photo shoot in the latest issue of W. I don’t really know what this says about them as a couple, but it’s an eerily accurate portrayal of married life. First, it’s all naked stuff and cool, then the next thing you know,… More »

Bruce Willis found new wife the ol’ Hollywood way: On the casting couch

Bruce Willis apparently met his new wife Emma Hemming while orchestrating a cattle call for extras that just happened to be all models, according to Page Six:

An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved… More »

Bruce Willis gets married

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend model/actress Emma Hemming at his home in Turks & Caicos Saturday, according to People:

With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said “I do” with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, PEOPLE confirms.
The small wedding ceremony took place… More »

Bruce Willis likes them young

Bruce Willis has really low standards

Bruce Willis turned 52 last week and was spotted making out with Courtney Love at Roxy on Sunset Blvd. A witness says:

“They were full-on making out.”

I know he’s getting desperate, but Courtney Love? He might as well have been making out with a pile of garbage. I doubt he’d… More »

Rumer Willis likes putting condoms in her mouth

Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump maybe get it on

Page Six is claiming that Ivanka Trump and Lance Armstrong are dating, although they have no witnesses and no sources and pretty much no reason to think they’re dating at all. Their biggest piece of evidence is, and I quote, “Armstrong is also known for having an eye for hot women and was… More »

George Clooney pranks Bruce Willis

George Clooney was messing with Bruce Willis at Scott Caan’s photo exhibit party in Los Angeles last week by telling him a bunch of middle-aged men were hitting on his 18-year-old daughter Rumer. A source says:

“Bruce kept getting madder and madder with each guy George mentioned.” Eventually the jig was up… More »

The Superficial Ketchup

Bruce Willis fights back

Bruce Willis has filed a defamation suit against the paparazzi photographer who claims he attacked him after arriving at Koi last week. The suit says: “Plaintiff put his hand up in front of his face to shield his eyes from the blinding flash of the cameras in order to be able to see… More »

Bruce Willis isn’t a bad ass

A photographer is accusing Bruce Willis of shoving him outside of Koi, striking the lens of his camera and pushing it into his face. He claims the shove broke the skin on his nose and chipped his tooth. “Basically he smashed my camera into my face,” the photographer says. “For no reason at… More »

The Superficial Ketchup

Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova might be dating

Bruce Willis has been desperately trying to get Petra Nemcova’s number and finally got it after he donated a ton of money to her charity. Since then, the two have been keeping in touch and Petra has told her friends, “He’s been really sweet to me, but I wouldn’t call it dating.” But in stereotypical… More »

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