Posts tagged "Bruce Jenner"

Caitlyn Jenner Sued For Car Accident Librul Media Won’t Talk About

Caitlyn Jenner has been sued by the driver of the Prius in the February car crash that killed a woman and apparently nobody is talking about because our transgender overlords demand it. You got us.

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Lindsey Graham: If Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Safe, She’ll Vote For Me

Lindsey Graham would welcome Caitlyn Jenner to the Republican Party as long as she doesn’t make a big deal about wanting equal rights and all of that fuss.

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Kris Jenner’s Playing The Long Con

For the few minutes she stayed, Kris Jenner acted like a bitch at Bruce’s Diane Sawyer interview viewing party, but don’t be fooled. The game’s afoot!

Photo Boy / April 28, 2015

Alice Eve Said Something About Bruce Jenner, I’ll Get The GIF Ready

Alice Eve criticizes Bruce Jenner on Instagram for ‘playing at being a woman’ before quickly deleting her post, so obviously a topless GIF of her breasts will only add to the conversation. I’m a helper.

The Superficial / April 28, 2015

Bruce Jenner Is A Republican, Transgender Woman Who’s Not Gay

Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.

The Superficial / April 27, 2015

Kris Jenner Probably Threatened To Sue Bruce Over His Diane Sawyer Interview

Kris Jenner denies threatening Bruce over anything negative he might say about her to Diane Sawyer, so we at least know she absolutely did that shit.

Photo Boy / April 22, 2015

The Kardashians Have Breasts (And Some Stupid Joke Jamie Foxx Told)

Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie’s breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about?

The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Bruce Jenner: Dude Drives Like A Lady (And Now I Hate Myself)

Bruce Jenner was involved a car accident that left a woman dead, so what an appropriate place to fire up the ol’ joke machine. Oh, boy, I can’t wait.

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Bruce Jenner Is The Momager Now

Bruce Jenner is totally in charge of his new reality series, not that bitch Kris. She’s like gross.

The Superficial / January 29, 2015

BREAKING: Bruce Jenner To Confirm ‘Transition’ In TV Interview

After months of speculation, both Us Weekly and TMZ confirm Bruce Jenner will reveal his transition from male-to-female in a tell-all interview and new reality series.

The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Bruce Jenner Wants His Own Reality Show Now

Posted by Photo Boy

Charles Jenner                                                                                                               2:51 PM (0 minutes ago)
to bruce

Dear Bruce,

We wanted to have this talk with you face to face, but ultimately we decided we were more comfortable with an email. To be perfectly honest, your unpredictable mood swings of late have

Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he’d put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper:
“why u sound so hateful.

The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Bruce Jenner Is Blossoming Nicely

“Would you put me on a box of Wheaties? *applies lipstick* I’d put me on a box of Wheaties.”

First things first, girl, where’d you go and get dat haairr? Second, it’s been a while since I’ve had a musical accompaniment to a post, so this goes out to Bruce Jenner and hi…

The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It’s been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it’s time for them to file for divorce because that’s what’s written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People reports:
“They both did it together,&#8221…

The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Bruce Jenner And The Case of The Mysterious New Man-Titties

According to the photo agency we got these from, Bruce Jenner was allegedly going out of his way to make sure the front of his chest wasn’t photographed yesterday because he may or may not be blossoming into a beautiful woman, full-bodied and sensual. (h/t Eric Jonrosh) And if you have no idea what the…

The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Bruce Jenner And His Shaved Trachea Are Quitting ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

“Hey, you can’t follow me here. I’m a member of the LPGA. I have rights!”
Now that Bruce Jenner has the finely shaved Adam’s apple of a young man making a him a precision aerodynamic machine of speed and looking like a lesbian, he doesn’t need Keeping Up With The Kardashians anymore. Or Hollywood at…

The Superficial / February 13, 2014

So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple

So remember back in October when a rumor started that Bruce Jenner is a cross-dresser? About that…
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave — which smooths out the Adam’s Apple.
The procedure i…

The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for Christmas dinner now. Kris

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail, Let’s Talk About It

Now that Bruce Jenner is living the swinging life in the swinging town of Malibu, it’s time for a swinging new look. Or just a ponytail because pulling things back is what’s missing from his face. Then again, this woman apparently consented to a golden shower in public, and even I checked and made sure…

The Superficial / November 12, 2013
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