Posts tagged "Bruce Jenner"

Bruce Jenner Wants His Own Reality Show Now

Posted by Photo Boy Charles Jenner                                                                                                               2:51 PM (0 minutes ago) to bruce Dear Bruce, We wanted to have this talk with you face to face, but ultimately we decided we were more comfortable with an email. To be perfectly honest, your unpredictable mood swings of late have frightened your poor mother. It's …
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound …
By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Bruce Jenner Is Blossoming Nicely

"Would you put me on a box of Wheaties? *applies lipstick* I'd put me on a box of Wheaties." First things first, girl, where'd you go and get dat haairr? Second, it's been a while since I've had a musical accompaniment to a post, so this goes out to Bruce Jenner and his …
By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It's been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it's time for them to file for divorce because that's what's written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People …
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Bruce Jenner And The Case of The Mysterious New Man-Titties

According to the photo agency we got these from, Bruce Jenner was allegedly going out of his way to make sure the front of his chest wasn't photographed yesterday because he may or may not be blossoming into a beautiful woman, full-bodied and sensual. (h/t Eric Jonrosh) And if …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Bruce Jenner And His Shaved Trachea Are Quitting ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’

"Hey, you can't follow me here. I'm a member of the LPGA. I have rights!" Now that Bruce Jenner has the finely shaved Adam's apple of a young man making a him a precision aerodynamic machine of speed and looking like a lesbian, he doesn't need Keeping …
By: The Superficial / February 13, 2014

So Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Adam’s Apple

So remember back in October when a rumor started that Bruce Jenner is a cross-dresser? About that... Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave -- which smooths out …
By: The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn't put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn't I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for …
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail, Let’s Talk About It

Now that Bruce Jenner is living the swinging life in the swinging town of Malibu, it's time for a swinging new look. Or just a ponytail because pulling things back is what's missing from his face. Then again, this woman apparently consented to a golden shower in public, and even I …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2013

Bruce Jenner Wasn’t Invited To Kim & Kanye’s Engagement, Will Probably Kill Himself

According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner was not invited to Kim and Kanye's engagement which probably was the greatest thing that ever happened to him, short of no longer having sex with an arid vagina that speaks Satanic prophecy, because it turns out Bruce fucking hates Kim, Kourtney and …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2013

Bruce Jenner Is A Transsexual. There You Have It.

This sexy bitch is a dude? Get outta here. When Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries, he was immediately smeared as a verbally abusive. When Lamar Odom started cheating on Khloe Kardashian, he was outed as a crack addict. And now that Bruce Jenner left …
By: The Superficial / October 17, 2013

The Whoresition To Kris Kardashian Has Begun

Step 1: Black guys. Check. Now that she's done pretending Bruce Jenner didn't flee to his own house that doesn't reek of the dying innocence of his daughters, Kris Jenner can now begin the process of changing her name back to Kris Kardashian because Robert was always her …
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2013

Bruce & Kris Jenner Stopped Pretending They’re Not Separated

"Oh, how I'll miss her dryness..." - Bruce Jenner (right) Now that we've covered such pressing topics as Mariah Carey's boobs, some chick on DWTS's butt, Hot Pockets, and Miley Cyrus wearing next to nothing for the 800th time, let's move onto Bruce and Kris Jenner's separation which they …
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2013

O.J.’s Trying To Bang Kris Jenner From Jail

Because The Whoring runs deep through the bloodline, Kris Jenner's sister Karen Houghton has given a tell-all interview with In Touch where she claims O.J. Simpson is writing Kris letters from prison because she's constantly trying to bang Scott Disick or …
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2013

Let The Hate Flow Through You, Bruce Jenner

Now that he's been forced out of his own house thanks to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West moving in with South East (Close enough.), here's Bruce Jenner losing his shit on the paparazzi yesterday and looking surprisingly angry for a man who now gets to spend even less …
By: The Superficial / June 28, 2013

Kris Jenner Thinks Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Exploiting Her. Kris Jenner.

Above is a picture of Kris Jenner making her 14-year-old daughter Kylie pose for pictures with and presumably take advice from Kendra Wilkinson because eventually all of her daughters will have sex tapes she'll sell to the highest bidder for fame and profit. And if you click into the gallery, you'll …
By: The Superficial / September 7, 2012

So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It.

"Hello, paparazzi? Kris Jenner. Listen, could you be a doll and take pictures of my underage daughters in bikinis so they'll end up on the pedophile machine, I mean Internet? I'm willing to allow two butt shots of Kim next time you see her. -- You'll do it? Thank you! Love you guys! Ciao!" …
By: The Superficial / May 31, 2012

Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner

"Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can't Kendall be more like that?" On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now …
By: The Superficial / January 17, 2012

Barbara Walters to Kim Kardashian: Why are you famous?

Here's a clip of Kim Kardashian and Bruce Jenner's appearance on The View this morning. It's kind of funny to see Barbara Walters animated corpse cut right through the bullshit and ask Kim why she's famous. Barbara even asked about the sex tape which is always a great conversation to have with an elderly woman.
By: The Superficial / March 13, 2008