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This Is What’s It Like To Film A Sex Scene With Brooklyn Decker

Because Joe Carnahan understands that the Internet a is vast international communication array built for the sole purpose of watching people bang each other, he released a behind-the-scenes clip of Brookyln Decker and Patrick Wilson filming a sex scene for his next movie Stretch. And if you’re wondering why most actors hate filming these scenes,… More »

Chrissy Teigen & Brooklyn Decker Are Your Most Important People On The Internet

Thanks to having only four The Crap We Missed this week, and God smiting Pennsylvania for its wickedness (sorry) with a flood yesterday, The Most Important People on The Internet will return next week. And don’t worry, it’ll have all the gems from this past week, so you’re assholery wasn’t for naught. But to make… More »

Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker, And Other News

- NHL Ice Girls will warm your cold heart. [theCHIVE]

- Salma Hayek seems really happy about the huge cash settlement her husband just paid the supermodel he knocked up while they were “on a break.” [Lainey Gossip]

– Why is their a frozen bag of peas on your wife’s vagina? More »

Well, Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini, and Other News

- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. [theCHIVE]

- Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. [Dlisted]

– So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber took SelenaMore »

‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’


So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both… More »

‘Now’s The Time On Skarsgard When We Dance!’

[Ed. Note: So despite recent setbacks, apparently I’ll still spend hours trying to find ways to post Alexander Skarsgard photos with accompanying music. So enjoy this latest attempt, but choose your words carefully because I finally saw The Girl With The Dragon tattoo the other day and it turns out the Swedes are exceptionally ass-rapey.More »

Rihanna Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher, Kind Of Pissed You’d Even Ask

While attending the press conference for Battleship in London today (above), Rihanna shot down rumors that she’s dating Ashton Kutcher and was actually pretty pissed someone even asked her about it because it’s not like she was spotted leaving his house at 4 a.m. and no one believes she’s stupid enough to fuck Chris BrownMore »

Welcome To The Exact Moment Alexander Skarsgard Knocked Up Brooklyn Decker

BOOM. It’s a boy.

[Ed. Note: Sad news, folks. YouTube changed their embedding format, and now you have to display the entire video which basically shoots these posts in the dick. (This one was going to be “Thunderstruck”.) I’m not even joking when I say don’t want to live anymore. – SW]
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The 84th Annual Academy Awards

“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”

Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy… More »

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of… More »

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