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This Is What’s It Like To Film A Sex Scene With Brooklyn Decker

Because Joe Carnahan understands that the Internet a is vast international communication array built for the sole purpose of watching people bang each other, he released a behind-the-scenes clip of Brookyln Decker and Patrick Wilson filming a sex scene for his next movie Stretch. And if you’re wondering why most actors hate filming these scenes,… More »

Chrissy Teigen & Brooklyn Decker Are Your Most Important People On The Internet

Thanks to having only four The Crap We Missed this week, and God smiting Pennsylvania for its wickedness (sorry) with a flood yesterday, The Most Important People on The Internet will return next week. And don’t worry, it’ll have all the gems from this past week, so you’re assholery wasn’t for naught. But to make… More »

Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker, And Other News

- NHL Ice Girls will warm your cold heart. [theCHIVE]

- Salma Hayek seems really happy about the huge cash settlement her husband just paid the supermodel he knocked up while they were “on a break.” [Lainey Gossip]

– Why is their a frozen bag of peas on your wife’s vagina? More »

Well, Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini, and Other News

- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. [theCHIVE]

- Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. [Dlisted]

– So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber took SelenaMore »

‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’


So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both… More »

‘Now’s The Time On Skarsgard When We Dance!’

[Ed. Note: So despite recent setbacks, apparently I’ll still spend hours trying to find ways to post Alexander Skarsgard photos with accompanying music. So enjoy this latest attempt, but choose your words carefully because I finally saw The Girl With The Dragon tattoo the other day and it turns out the Swedes are exceptionally ass-rapey.More »

Rihanna Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher, Kind Of Pissed You’d Even Ask

While attending the press conference for Battleship in London today (above), Rihanna shot down rumors that she’s dating Ashton Kutcher and was actually pretty pissed someone even asked her about it because it’s not like she was spotted leaving his house at 4 a.m. and no one believes she’s stupid enough to fuck Chris BrownMore »

Welcome To The Exact Moment Alexander Skarsgard Knocked Up Brooklyn Decker

BOOM. It’s a boy.

[Ed. Note: Sad news, folks. YouTube changed their embedding format, and now you have to display the entire video which basically shoots these posts in the dick. (This one was going to be “Thunderstruck”.) I’m not even joking when I say don’t want to live anymore. – SW]
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The 84th Annual Academy Awards

“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”

Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy… More »

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of… More »

Brooklyn Decker Brought These to the ACMs and Other News

- Denise Richards left the country to avoid Charlie Sheen’s show. [Popeater]

- Johnny Depp slimes a bunch of kids in the face with his hose. Nothing wrong here. [Dlisted]

- Reese Witherspoon sold her wedding pictures to People. [Just Jared]

– Meanwhile, Ryan Phillipe took Amanda Seyfried to… More »

Brooklyn Decker Wore Another Bikini and Other News

- Beyonce fired her dad. [Popeater]

- Ricky Martin will convert you to Satanism now. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez Saying a Bunch of Ridiculous Shit: The Hits. [Lainey Gossip]

– Wait. Asian women have breasts? This can’t be right… [Heavy]

- James Franco is teaching slam poetry… More »

Brooklyn Decker’s in a Bikini Again

Here’s Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret model Brooklyn Decker in Miami over the weekend which I’m heroically posting even though The Superficial is apparently being blocked at hotels because of the bikini photos. No, really. Because God forbid adults might look at women in swimwear while alone in a room they paid for. That’s time… More »

Brooklyn Decker: 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Photos

And just like me, Swimsuit Morning is over as soon it started, if not the second it was even mentioned, some might argue.

Anyway, here’s Brooklyn Decker posing for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue which she is not on the cover of because apparently it’s Red Dawn all over again. *cocks M16*More »

Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It’s Not Important.

Because I’ve always wanted the site to be synonymous with glitz, glamor and, if I may be so bold, pizazz! Here’s Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Just Go With It last night. For those of you who don’t know anything about the movie, it’s about Brooklyn having awesome breasts and Adam… More »

Brooklyn Decker is Still Really Good at Acting

Granted, it’s nowhere near the caliber of her work in Just Go With It, here’s Brooklyn Decker on the set of Battleship in Hawaii today where, without any knowledge of the script, I can instantly tell her character is a.) in the Navy and b.) some form of communication specialist. That’s how good she is. More »

Brooklyn Decker is still in a bikini and other news

- Diff’rent Strokes claims another victim. Who let that show on the air?! [PopEater]

- Leonardo DiCaprio getting to go home and bang Bar Refaeli > movie seats. [Lainey Gossip]

- Thomas Jane doesn’t have a giant penis, he just plays one on TV. [Dlisted]

- Claudia Schiffer is a naked… More »

Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini

These are shots of Brooklyn Decker filming the new Adam Sandler movie Just Go With It today and while I’ve been against Hollywood’s recent obsession with 3-D, this a movie that deserves that treatment. At least until I get shot in the thorax for licking the back of someone’s head. Why do they make… More »

Brooklyn Decker is a phenomenal actress

STUDIO EXEC: So what’s the pitch?
ADAM SANDLER: I’m going to basically play myself in the same romantic comedy plot I use for every movie, let Steve Buscemi have a cameo and then throw a Sports Illustrated model into a pool with her clothes on.
STUDIO EXEC: Would you like bags of cash with… More »

Brooklyn Decker is your 2010 SI Swimsuit Cover

And now for the most pivotal news of the year. (I’d say “of our lives” but then what will I say next year? Even though it would apply.):

Here’s Brooklyn Decker on the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. You might remember her from some such posts as all these chicksMore »

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