Posts tagged "Brooke Mueller"

Charlie Sheen Wants To Make Denise Richards Homeless Now

When we last left Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, he was thanking her for the Herculean task of caring for the two crack-babies he had with Brooke Mueller by tweeting a knife at her and calling her #Duhneese. Except now he's moved on to not …
By: The Superficial / March 19, 2014

Dear Charlie Sheen, You’re Charlie Sheen

When we last left the debacle over Charlie Sheen's twins that Denise Richards has been raising because their mother Brooke Mueller is a crack addict and their father is Charlie Sheen, Denise was refusing to continue temporary custody of the boys unless Brooke agreed to let them …
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Denise Richards Is Done Taking Care of Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller’s Demon Twins

While Brooke Mueller's been bouncing in and out of rehab and/or jail, Denise Richards stepped up and assumed temporary care of her twins Bob and Max because Charlie Sheen fills his mansion with porn stars. Except she's quitting this bitch because they're dead-eyed, shit-throwing zombies who tried to murder …
By: The Superficial / November 6, 2013

Charlie Sheen Lost, Brooke Mueller Keeps Custody of the Kids

Despite the brilliant legal maneuver of arriving to court with a prostitute (above), Charlie Sheen was unable to obtain full custody of his twin sons even after their mother Brooke Mueller was filmed pawning random items for crack and checked herself into rehab over the weekend. RadarOnline …
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2011

Everybody Wants Charlie Sheen’s Kids

"You know what would be great up here on this balcony? Babies. Soft, malleable babies." Last week, surveillance footage showed a cracked-out Brooke Mueller attempting to pawn a watch and stereo 24 hours before she was scheduled to take a drug test which she then refused. She's since checked herself into …
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2011

So Brooke Mueller Fell Off The Wagon

Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller has apparently fallen way off the wagon because TMZ has obtained footage of her in a pawn shop yesterday morning where she tried to sell a stereo and a men's watch in the most suspicious-looking way possible. Of course, this shouldn't come as a …
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s House Raided After ‘Anonymous Tip’

Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen's house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he's not even allowed to possess firearms per the temporary restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. Long story short, the police ended up confiscating …
By: The Superficial / March 11, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘Sheen’s Korner is a Shtick’

Despite labeling his past two episodes "Torpedoes of Truth" and calling them "sermons," Charlie Sheen is now trying to claim his new Ustream show "Sheen's Korner" is entirely fictional after finding out Brooke Mueller planned to use them as evidence in their custody battle. Whoops! #PlanBetter RadarOnline …
By: The Superficial / March 8, 2011

Charlie Sheen is a Brilliant Legal Strategist

Let's take a moment to catch up on the brewing custody battle between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller that almost resolved itself yesterday until Charlie decided our terrestrial legal system doesn't apply to him anymore. You see, early in the day, the police were at his house again because, …
By: The Superficial / March 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen Wanted to Kill ‘Jew Pig’ Manager, According to Restraining Order

Details of Brooke Mueller's restraining order against Charlie Sheen are being released, and it contains multiple instances of him acting like... well, Charlie Sheen. He's of course denied all the accusations by calling Brooke's sobriety into question which sounds reasonable until you realize, again, it's Charlie Sheen who's spent …
By: The Superficial / March 2, 2011

The Great Charlie Sheen Custody Battle

Despite being a mercury surfboard riding rock star who always has the winning plan, reality finally caught up with Charlie Sheen and punched him right in the coke-nuts last night when police arrived at his house and took his sons after he violated his custody agreement with Brooke Mueller.
By: The Superficial / March 2, 2011

Brooke Mueller to Cops: ‘I Want My Kids Away From Charlie’

Brooke Mueller must've just finished hitch-hiking home from Miami after Charlie booted her off his party plane last week because she's now on a frantic mission to get her twin sons out of Charlie Sheen's house where they're apparently being raised by their new porn star mommies in an F18 hangar.
By: The Superficial / March 1, 2011

And ‘Two and a Half Men’ is Canceled

"Guess which one of us ain't on the party plane. SHEEN-SASSIN'D." Before we delve into Part Two of "Charlie Sheen Remembered Coke's His Oxygen Again," here's a quick update on why Brooke Mueller was suspiciously missing from his in-flight interview with Alex Jones: Charlie kicked her off the plane. Whether that means …
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘I Just Cured Alcoholism. Right Now. With My Mind.’

"You're welcome!" In case there were any doubts that Charlie Sheen didn't just launch himself into an private jet full of coke and porn stars, he called in this afternoon to Alex Jones' Infowars and revealed he's in the air with "two hotties." (Ha! Brooke Mueller thought there was going to …
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Going on Another Porn Star Bender – With Brooke Mueller

Charlie Sheen is scheduled to return to work on Tuesday after a forced hiatus that cost the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men an entire month of income, so you'd assume he'd want to put his best foot forward and take it easy. Except if you did that you'd …
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen is a Wizard

Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it's easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise Richards in on the same deal. So basically he's taking Clam …
By: The Superficial / February 22, 2011

Seth Rogen Based ‘The Green Hornet’ on Paris Hilton

Whenever I actually find two hours to sit down and watch a movie, the first thing I do is make sure none of the characters are based off of Paris Hilton because my time is more precious than an adopted black baby occupied uterus. (Goddamn fashion.) Which is why I'd like …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen Had ‘Allergic Reaction,’ Says Rep. ‘Yeah, To Cocaine,’ Says Hooker.

While Charlie Sheen's rep is seriously trying to sell the old "my client just had an allergic reaction to some medication" excuse, the hooker claims an already-drunk Charlie flipped out after snorting a line of cocaine, according to RadarOnline: “She said after he did the coke, he flipped out, couldn’t …
By: The Superficial / October 26, 2010

Charlie Sheen Celebrated Court Victory at Playboy Mansion

Because getting away with threatening to murder your wife is always a joyous event, Charlie Sheen celebrated his victory over justice by partying at the Playboy Mansion Saturday night. And fortunately for absolutely no one but him, he made it just in time for new details from the police report to be leaked …
By: The Superficial / August 9, 2010

Charlie Sheen Walks Free After Pleading Guilty to Assaulting Wife

Seen here triumphantly leaving the Aspen courtroom yesterday, Charlie Sheen pleaded guilty to assaulting Brooke Mueller over Christmas and somehow managed to receive a sentence that makes Lindsay Lohan look like she's going through the crucifixion. For threatening to kill his wife in a drunken/possibly crack-fueled rage the actor was sentenced …
By: The Superficial / August 3, 2010
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