Brooke Hogan got engaged to Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys back in June, and it seemed like a match made in the heaven. Two athletes with penises. What more do you need? Except if there’s one thing I know about men, it’s that we’re terrified of commitment. I check under my bed for it… More »
Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just got engaged over the… More »
Like most dads, Hulk Hogan found himself taking a fucking sweet pic of his daughter’s smoking hot legs (above), so naturally he shared it with his half of a million Twitter followers because they’re totally going to want those puppies wrapped around their ears, too, brotha. Except it turns out even the most fervent Hulkamaniacs… More »
- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. [Lainey Gossip]
– Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. [theCHIVE]
- Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. [Dlisted]
– Stole somebody’s iPhone? Probably not a good idea to document… More »
Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke’s ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can’t even remember the chick in it because he banged the entire world after his divorce. TMZ reports:… More »
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- Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of my recurring dream Magic Mike as “Dallas”, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of male strippers. [Huffington Post]
- Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only media mogul with an ass-kicking shogun bride. [Dlisted]
- Jeff Bridges got back into character to… More »
Last week, Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude photo for PETA in front of The Hulk which of course brought on the inevitable jokes about all the Greco-Roman man-on-man sex they have. Anyway, Brooke would like us stop pointing that out. People reports:
“Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are… More »
You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right… More »
Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial.
(Wait. — No, I got it right.)
- Britney Spears and Jason Trawick pretend they have romantic getaways together and not screaming matches over fudge. [Popeater]
- Angelina Jolie shoots down plastic surgery rumors. [Dlisted]
- Blake Lively is a better actor than Justin Timberlake, according to people who… More »
This story actually hit late Thanksgiving Eve, but was too good to get lost in the mix.
The following are emails sent to Heidi Montag (above — I think) from her late plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who, when he wasn’t pushing for her to get more “injectables,” was constantly trying to rope… More »
A bunch of you sent this one in, so here’s Hulk Hogan in a promo for Def Jam Rapstar where in less than 60 seconds he glances longingly at his son Brooke’s bouncing ass prompting him to whip his dick out. (“A Billy Ray,” if you will.) Which really isn’t all that surprising until you… More »
Here’s Brooke Hogan in Miami this morning where he’s been reduced to doing canned photo shoots ala Heidi Montag. Although “reduced” is kind of a generous term considering this guy’s success consists entirely of once being an egg fertilized by Hulk Hogan’s sperm. Perhaps “laterally moved” would’ve been more appropriate plus it in no way… More »
Seen here with Brooke over the weekend – don’t ask me how to distinguish the two – 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry next summer on her yacht elegantly named – wait for it – ALIMONEY. Of course the real news… More »
Here’s Brooke Hogan auditioning new backup dancers yesterday because there’s really no greater joy in life than making trained dancers prove themselves to a privileged behemoth with less poise and sensuality than Sylvester Stallone.
DANCER: What did you think of my moves, Brooke?
BROOKE: Hey, uh, yo, uh, nobody look at my… More »
Brooke Hogan is only famous for coming out of a birth canal Hulk Hogan had sex with, but that’s not about to stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini. Also, I’m fascinated by society’s ability to let someone with Sly Stallone’s face call itself a woman which I can only assume… More »
EDIT: Anyone else thinks Brooke looks better after yesterday? Uh, yeah, me either. I hate penises. *stares longingly*