Posts tagged "Brooke Hogan"

Brooke Hogan Dumped His Fiance

Brooke Hogan got engaged to Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys back in June, and it seemed like a match made in the heaven. Two athletes with penises. What more do you need? Except if there's one thing I know about men, it's that we're terrified of commitment. I…
By: The Superficial / November 22, 2013

Brooke Hogan Got Engaged

Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who's apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just…
By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013

So Hulk Hogan Tweets About How Hot Brooke’s Legs Are? Dads Do That

Like most dads, Hulk Hogan found himself taking a fucking sweet pic of his daughter's smoking hot legs (above), so naturally he shared it with his half of a million Twitter followers because they're totally going to want those puppies wrapped around their ears, too, brotha. Except it turns out even the…
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2013

Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News

- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it's hot, say women. [Lainey Gossip] - Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. [Dlisted] - Stole somebody's iPhone? Probably not a good idea to document…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2012

Hulk Hogan Banged So Many Women After His Divorce He Doesn’t Recognize Woman In Sex Tape

Seen here demonstrating his deep, fatherly commitment to blocking harmful UV rays from Brooke's ass, Hulk Hogan has basically confirmed that he is in a sex tape, but had no idea it was even being filmed and can't even remember the chick in it because he banged the entire world after his divorce.
By: The Superficial / March 8, 2012

Brooke Hogan’s Still in a Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of my recurring dream Magic Mike as "Dallas", the Obi-Wan Kenobi of male strippers. [Huffington Post] - Rupert Murdoch isn't the only media mogul with an ass-kicking shogun bride. [Dlisted] - Jeff…
By: Photo Boy / August 17, 2011

Brooke Hogan Wore a Bikini, Isn’t Banging Her Dad, You Guys

Last week, Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude photo for PETA in front of The Hulk which of course brought on the inevitable jokes about all the Greco-Roman man-on-man sex they have. Anyway, Brooke would like us stop pointing that out. People reports: "Im SO sick of…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2011

Here’s Brooke Hogan Naked in a Cage

You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, "So, listen, I've got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity," and she said, "Sure!" From there it was a simple matter…
By: The Superficial / August 12, 2011

Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son

Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial. Because he's not paying enough alimony these days, Hulk Hogan married the creature known as Jennifer McDaniel in Florida yesterday where, naturally, a fight broke…
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2010

Hulk Hogan & Son in Bikinis and Other News

(Wait. -- No, I got it right.) - Britney Spears and Jason Trawick pretend they have romantic getaways together and not screaming matches over fudge. [Popeater] - Angelina Jolie shoots down plastic surgery rumors. [Dlisted] - Blake Lively is a better actor than Justin Timberlake, according to…
By: The Superficial / December 6, 2010

Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was Hilarious

This story actually hit late Thanksgiving Eve, but was too good to get lost in the mix. The following are emails sent to Heidi Montag (above -- I think) from her late plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who, when he wasn't pushing for her to get more "injectables," was constantly trying to rope hi…
By: The Superficial / November 29, 2010

Hulk Hogan’s a Loving Father

A bunch of you sent this one in, so here's Hulk Hogan in a promo for Def Jam Rapstar where in less than 60 seconds he glances longingly at his son Brooke's bouncing ass prompting him to whip his dick out. ("A Billy Ray," if you will.) Which really isn't all that…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2010

Brooke Hogan Still Wears Bikinis

Here's Brooke Hogan in Miami this morning where he's been reduced to doing canned photo shoots ala Heidi Montag. Although "reduced" is kind of a generous term considering this guy's success consists entirely of once being an egg fertilized by Hulk Hogan's sperm. Perhaps "laterally moved" would've been more appropriate plus it…
By: The Superficial / October 21, 2010

Linda Hogan is Engaged to That Kid

Seen here with Brooke over the weekend - don't ask me how to distinguish the two - 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry next summer on her yacht elegantly named - wait for it - ALIMONEY. Of course…
By: The Superficial / July 26, 2010

Brooke Hogan is the Authority Here?

Here's Brooke Hogan auditioning new backup dancers yesterday because there's really no greater joy in life than making trained dancers prove themselves to a privileged behemoth with less poise and sensuality than Sylvester Stallone. DANCER: What did you think of my moves, Brooke? BROOKE: Hey, uh, yo, uh, nobody look at my boner, alright?
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2010

Brooke Hogan’s in a bikini again

Brooke Hogan is only famous for coming out of a birth canal Hulk Hogan had sex with, but that's not about to stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini. Also, I'm fascinated by society's ability to let someone with Sly Stallone's face call itself a woman which I can only assume make…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert still in a Bikini

Wait. EDIT: Anyone else thinks Brooke looks better after yesterday? Uh, yeah, me either. I hate penises. *stares longingly* Photos: Mavrix…
By: The Superficial / May 11, 2010

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini

I'm not even sure Brooke Hogan counts as a celebrity anymore, but here he is teaching surf lessons on Saturday because Nick lost the family fortune giving his best friends gaping head wounds. Even more surprising, is Brooke was on the same beach as Snooki yet the two didn't immediately start fighting over who…
By: The Superficial / May 3, 2010

Brooke Hogan could be all yours

Mmmm. Jowls. Via Life & Style: Brooke's rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, "Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to…
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2010

Brooke Hogan in a bikini is still out there

HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate's beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it's not my fault. I can't help the way God made me. BROOKE: That didn't answer why I have a penis.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2009
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