Posts tagged "Brody Jenner"

Brody Jenner Wants You To Know His Girlfriend’s Into Threesomes

Brody Jenner has threesomes with his girlfriend all the time, so of course he’s qualified to have a TV show about sex advice even if he doesn’t understand what the word “enthusiast” means.

By: The Superficial / June 15, 2015

Bruce Jenner Is A Republican, Transgender Woman Who’s Not Gay

Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.

By: The Superficial / April 27, 2015

Avril Lavigne Made Her Ex Look at This

Avril Lavigne has basically lived in a bikini since Wednesday (As evidenced here and here.) except noticeably absent from her Saint Tropez trip is Brody Jenner even though the two were just together last weekend at the MuchMusic Awards and he has no job. Which makes it even more curious that her ex-husband Deryck Whibley

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2011

Brody Jenner is a F-cking Idiot

Here’s privileged, life on a silver platter, socialite Brody Jenner walking around LA this weekend with an “A” shaved into his mohawk because he’s punk now thanks to Avril Lavigne’s vagina. Turns out all those times he was banging a Playmate or Kristin Cavallari, he secretly pined to find the perfect woman who combines being…

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2010

Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole bar fight: D.A. not filing charges

Joe Francis, Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner will not face any charges for the August fight at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood that’s since spawned into several million civil suits, according to TMZ:

According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe’s claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde “appears to have…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2009

Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole. He just pulled her hair.

So it appears Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she’s down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports:

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2009

Joe Francis beat up Jayde Nicole

Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2009

Zac Efron does one of those ‘Funny or Die’ videos. Guess what it falls under.

I’ve determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this “leaked” version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director – such as the above video starring Zac…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2009

Rihanna & Frankie Delgado: Called it

Turns out the source of rumors claiming Rihanna is dating Brody Jenner leech Frankie Delgado is, holy shit, Frankie Delgado. Who saw that coming? Besides me and anyone with the cognizance to realize The Hills is scripted. Page Six reports:

Spies said, “Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to…

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2009

Rihanna not dating Brody Jenner sycophant

Brody Jenner hanger-on Frankie Delgado is setting the record straight that he’s not dating Rihanna who was recently spotted clubbing with Brody’s entourage. People reports:

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are “just friends” Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the…

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2009

Rihanna still clubbing solo

Seen here at Bar Delux last night, Rihanna has been hitting the clubs hard lately without Chris Brown anywhere in sight. Page Six reports:

The songstress was spotted at Nobu Wednesday night “smiling and flirting” with a group of guys, including Brody Jenner. “She was there having dinner. Her blond, female security guard wa…

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2009

Brody Jenner & Joe Francis: When Assclowns Collide

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:

“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde…

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2009

Audrina Patridge’s weird breasts in a bikini

Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they’ve been replaced with more footage of bikinis. Wait. Did MTV do something smart, or is the acid I put in my coffee…

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2009

Brody Jenner says he’s not really all that gay

Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to…

By: Tim Kinnealy / December 26, 2008

Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive

You’re nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who’s wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally…

By: Tim Kinnealy / December 26, 2008

Brody Jenner on Bromance

Brody Jenner isn’t afraid to get deep on his upcoming MTV reality show Bromance. The show features contestants competing in a frat house for a chance to become Brody’s new best friend. So, basically, think Paris Hilton’s BFF show but way less interesting – if that’s even possible. Anyway, here’s Brody talking about the show…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2008

David Letterman really starting to hate those Hills kids

David Letterman is growing visibly tired with having the “stars” of MTV’s The Hills on his show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn’t in the sunshine up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments:

On Lauren Conrad’s constant drama:
“That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think?

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2008

Brody Jenner’s mom is hot

These are shots of Brody Jenner’s mom actress Linda Thompson at the beach. Since we’ve been having a dialog about abortion these past couple of days I thought I’d show what a woman who should’ve had one looks like: HOT! I don’t know what kind of message that sends, but I’m pretty sure it involve…

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2008

Spencer Pratt’s Douche Manifesto revealed

Somebody, somewhere on the Interwebs decided to do some research (?) into the whole Mary-Kate Olsen/Spencer Pratt feud which apparently started back in high school. In a 2007 Details article, Spencer brags about selling a picture of an underage Mary-Kate drinking at a party for $50,000. On top of of that, he also…

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2008

Brody Jenner’s new reality show oddly homoerotic

Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills has landed his own reality show. It’s titled, are you ready? “Bromance.” A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV has committed to only six episodes of the show that somehow manages to…

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2008
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