Posts tagged "brittny gastineau"

Joe Francis tries to recruit Brittny Gastineau (Where is this man’s medal?!)

Joe Francis continued his holy quest of everything good and righteous and nipplely by approaching model/reality star Brittny Gastineau last night outside of Crown Bar. I think I speak for all of us when I say "This man should be our president." Not only would I campaign for Joe Francis, but I'd even consider putting…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2008

Kevin Federline learns a valuable lesson in the game of love

Kevin Federline apparently likes the name "Britney" no matter how it's spelled. He was recently beguiled by the beauty of socialite Brittny Gastineau (above) whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina. Page Six reports:: The famous ex of Britney Spears was at Coco de Ville in LA "staring at Brittny…

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2008