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Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Will Fix Their Marriage With Israel Magic

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were spotted in Israel yesterday (above) where they’re rumored to be renewing their vows and restoring their possibly open marriage through the power of Kabbalah. Or they’re just speakers at a world peace conference which is equally retarded, but back to the marriage stuff:

Did these people seriously… More »

Ashton Kutcher is Basically the Pool Boy

While most people aren’t buying Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s very public attempts to look like a happy couple, this latest photo posted to Twitter over the weekend actually has me convinced Ashton didn’t bang another woman. Here’s why:

Demi Moore clearly dominates this relationship and has Ashton Kutcher’s balls in a safe… More »

Ashton Kutcher is Guilty

Amid rumors he’s been banging a woman with one foot not in the nursing home, Ashton Kutcher made a public appearance with Demi Moore at the Clinton Global Initiative today where the two did their best to pretend this situation wasn’t inevitable. Except they failed miserably because if I didn’t believe the rumors already, I… More »

Ashton Kutcher Might’ve Banged This

The Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore story is somehow back in the news today despite originating from Star. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her friends are basically saying to anyone who will listen, “This is right up her alley. And by… More »

Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on This

Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, and that he’d be retarded enough to do it right outside of Madeo where Harvey Levin sleeps with… More »