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Megan Fox Communicates With Her Fetus Now

Megan Fox thinks she’s telepathically communicating with her unborn child. More »

Brian Austin Green, You ARE The Father

Remember that money Brian Austin Green gets from the kids he banged into Megan Fox? He gets more now. More »

Okay, Who Got Megan Fox Pregnant?

So Megan Fox is clearly pregnant. More »

How’s Megan Fox’s Butt Handling The Divorce? A Serious Internet Report

No one ever stops and thinks about the butts. More »

Here’s How Great Banging Megan Fox Was For Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green gets to live off of TMNT money forever. You really are a bastard, God. More »

Megan Fox Is Single

Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming… More »

Megan Fox Is Denying Brian Austin Green Sex Because of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

[Ed. Note: Never trifle with me again, BAG. You’re outmatched. – SW]

When we last left Megan Fox, she was telling moviegoers to fuck off before they even see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since then, she’s already said she wants to go to back to Transformers, named Shia LaBeouf her favorite on-screen kissMore »

And, Great, Shia LaBeouf Just Retired. WHAT DID YOU ANIMALS DO?!

“Did you just say you directed A River Runs Through It?”
“Don’t stifle my art, Bob.”

Back in December, Shia LaBeouf was caught plagiarizing the shit out of Daniel Clowes’ graphic novel Justin M. Damiano for a short film Howard that Shia had been shopping to festivals for over a year. More »

Megan Fox is Pregnant Again

Earlier in the year, Megan Fox miraculously pulled her career out of a nosedive by doing whatever horrible, depraved shit it took to make Michael Bay cast her in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April O’Neil. So what a perfect time to ruin the body that saved her career by getting pregnant again. Page SixMore »

Megan Fox Apologized To Michael Bay Because No One Would Hire Her

It’s been almost four years since Steven Spielberg made Michael Bay fire Megan Fox after she called him Hitler causing her career to basically flatline even though she thought she was Jesus’ gift to movies and not at all one of eight million girls who get off a bus in LA everyday and are fully… More »

GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public

Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind,… More »

Here’s Why Megan Fox Failed At Twitter

Posted by Photo Boy

Megan Fox joined Twitter a week ago only to quickly delete her account and head straight to Facebook to decry the ills of social media. Makes perfect sense.
I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly… but as it… More »

Megan Fox Joined Twitter, Okay? Are You F-cking Happy Now?

Megan Fox launched her Twitter account last night, and naturally she did it in the bitchiest way possible via a Facebook post where she makes it abundantly clear she’s above all this shit but, GAWD, if she has to…

Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter. Every possible version of my… More »

BEST OF 2012: Megan Fox In A Bikini Before She Got All Pregnant And, God, Woman, Why?!

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,More »

Wow, Motherhood Seems To Have Really Mellowed Out Megan Fox’s Bullsh%#t

Nope. It has done exactly none of that.

Posted by Photo Boy

After revealing this not-at-all self-serving fact about her pregnancy, Megan Fox is now sounding off about motherhood, because if her three months of experience with it have taught her anything, it’s that her son’s friends are totally going to… More »

Megan Fox Secretly Shat Out A Baby

“Soo.. you’re getting a C-section, right?”
“Haha, oh, stop.”
“No, seriously.”

Hey, remember Megan Fox? Well, don’t feel bad because she already knows you forgot which is why she decided to announce today that she had a baby three weeks ago without anyone noticing or giving of the fucks because, why? More »

It’s Megan Fox Pregnant In A Bikini

You may have already seen a few of these on other sites throughout the week, but while they may have more money than we do, we possess a complete lack of both urgency and competitive drive which allowed us to eventually buy the entire set in bulk on the slowest traffic day of the week,… More »

Megan Fox Is Definitely Pregnant

Megan Fox has adamantly refused to talk about if she’s pregnant to the point of walking out of interviews except last week Brian Austin Green practically announced it to the world when he ran around shielding her body with an umbrella indoors while letting the paparazzi freely take pictures of his son Kassius because did… More »

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Inconspicuous

I know what you’re thinking, “Where the hell did Brian Austin Green find an umbrella with legs and more importantly does its vagina work?” So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that’s actually Megan Fox back there who we can now almost definitely say is pregnant because why go through all the trouble of watching… More »

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