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Megan Fox Communicates With Her Fetus Now

Megan Fox thinks she’s telepathically communicating with her unborn child. More »

Brian Austin Green, You ARE The Father

Remember that money Brian Austin Green gets from the kids he banged into Megan Fox? He gets more now. More »

Okay, Who Got Megan Fox Pregnant?

So Megan Fox is clearly pregnant. More »

How’s Megan Fox’s Butt Handling The Divorce? A Serious Internet Report

No one ever stops and thinks about the butts. More »

Here’s How Great Banging Megan Fox Was For Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green gets to live off of TMNT money forever. You really are a bastard, God. More »

Megan Fox Is Single

Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming… More »

Megan Fox Is Denying Brian Austin Green Sex Because of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

[Ed. Note: Never trifle with me again, BAG. You’re outmatched. – SW]

When we last left Megan Fox, she was telling moviegoers to fuck off before they even see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since then, she’s already said she wants to go to back to Transformers, named Shia LaBeouf her favorite on-screen kissMore »

And, Great, Shia LaBeouf Just Retired. WHAT DID YOU ANIMALS DO?!

“Did you just say you directed A River Runs Through It?”
“Don’t stifle my art, Bob.”

Back in December, Shia LaBeouf was caught plagiarizing the shit out of Daniel Clowes’ graphic novel Justin M. Damiano for a short film Howard that Shia had been shopping to festivals for over a year. More »

Megan Fox is Pregnant Again

Earlier in the year, Megan Fox miraculously pulled her career out of a nosedive by doing whatever horrible, depraved shit it took to make Michael Bay cast her in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April O’Neil. So what a perfect time to ruin the body that saved her career by getting pregnant again. Page SixMore »

Megan Fox Apologized To Michael Bay Because No One Would Hire Her

It’s been almost four years since Steven Spielberg made Michael Bay fire Megan Fox after she called him Hitler causing her career to basically flatline even though she thought she was Jesus’ gift to movies and not at all one of eight million girls who get off a bus in LA everyday and are fully… More »

GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public

Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind,… More »

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