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Brett Favre Retires, As If That Means Something

Amidst an avalanche of controversy triggered by his penis, Brett Favre has officially filed retirement paperwork with the NFL again, according to

The 41-year-old quarterback stated 2010 was his final season after rejoining the Vikings in August and reiterated that intent throughout an injury-plagued campaign.
Favre’s NFL-record string of 297 consecutive… More »

Brett Favre is Having an Awesome Season

When he’s not being fined for failing to cooperate with penis photo investigations or sued for sexually harassing two masseuses at the same time, Brett Favre gets to watch his sister Brandi Favre be arrested for running a bathtub meth lab and have his name attached to every single headline across the U.S .because his… More »

Brett Favre’s Penis Strikes Again

Two former massage therapists for the New York Jets, Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole, have filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Brett Favre, the Jets and Lisa Ripi, who’s hired massage therapists for the team for over thirteen years. Apparently Brett wasn’t saving his text love for just Jenn Sterger and was trying to spread… More »

Brett Favre Will Be Fined For Penis Photos

While earlier reports suggested Brett Favre would not suffer any consequences for sending sextual messages – including pictures of his penis – to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger in 2008, reports Favre will, in fact, be fined by the NFL:

Commissioner Roger Goodell is likely to fine, but not suspend, Minnesota… More »

Brett Favre Wanted Jenn Sterger to Have ‘Special Crocs Time,’ Too

As Rex Ryan’s love of his wife’s feet becomes a part of our rich national tapestry, the Brett Favre penis fiasco has increased in size. This time with accusations that that the former Jet asked Jenn Sterger to make a video of herself masturbating. TMZ reports:

We’re told Jenn Sterger received the sextual… More »

Jenn Sterger Will ‘Go Public’ if Brett Favre Isn’t Punished By NFL

“These were a great choice. What could possibly go wrong?”

With all signs pointing to the NFL pretending it wasn’t Brett Favre who sent photos of his penis to Jenn Sterger while she was employed by the New York Jets, she’s finally decided to break her silence and will come forward with an… More »

Brett Favre: ‘Okay, I Left Those Voicemails’

A still-married, as of this post, Brett Favre has finally confessed to leaving Jenn Sterger (above) creepy voicemails while he was playing for the New York Jets and she worked as a team reporter. However, Brett insists he did not send her photos of his penis because everyone knows infidelity should be a classy affair,… More »

Kanye West Has Naked Photos

Confirming scribblings in his diary that he was Brett Favre before Brett Favre was Brett Favre, Kanye West reportedly had a habit of sending female fans on MySpace photos of his penis which are now up for sale, according to RadarOnline:

One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses… More »