Posts tagged "Bree Olson"

Charlie Sheen’s Last Goddess Quit

"But I tiger warlock beamed her F18 receptor... Had to be the Vatican." Following in the snail trails of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's final goddess Natalie Kenly has officially fled Clam Manor which is usually what happens when prostitutes get asked for a freebie. TMZ reports: Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved…

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2011

Bree Olson is Doing Playboy Now

Looking to finally do something pure and innocent with her life, former Charlie Sheen goddess/porn star Bree Olson is posing for Playboy, according to TMZ: Bree -- who dumped Charlie Sheen last month via text message -- reportedly swore off the adult industry after she started dating the Warlock ... but now that the relationshi…

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Dumped Him

A vegan porn star? Oh, Hollywood. Last week, it was revealed Bree Olson had left Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedoes of Truth" tour, but it was played off as just her going home to visit family even though everyone knows porn stars don't have families. *rubs chin* Or at least ones that would miss them... Anyway,…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2011

Tila Tequila Wants To Be a ‘Goddess’

Now that Ustream videos are involved, it was only a matter of time until Tila Tequila realized living with Charlie Sheen is the prostitution job she's been waiting her whole life for. In an interview with Hollywood Life, she makes her case to not only be a "goddess," but be the only one he'll ever…

By: The Superficial / March 9, 2011

Charlie Sheen is Tila Tequila Now

And welcome to the part of the day why I try to catch up with all the crazy shit Charlie Sheen's done because the man never sleeps. It's gotten to the point where I'm exhausted just thinking about him and literally can't wait for his death so I can write, "I guess he won," for…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘I’m a Polygamist Now’

"The hell's my mercury surfboard? I'm trying to win here." Over the weekend, Charlie Sheen gave what he promised was an exclusive interview to 20/20 which turned out to be the exact opposite of the case as he spent all day Monday talking to every single media outlet from TMZ to CNN. Realizing they'll be…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2011

Brooke Mueller to Cops: ‘I Want My Kids Away From Charlie’

Brooke Mueller must've just finished hitch-hiking home from Miami after Charlie booted her off his party plane last week because she's now on a frantic mission to get her twin sons out of Charlie Sheen's house where they're apparently being raised by their new porn star mommies in an F18 hangar. TMZ reports: Brooke went…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2011

Bree Olson is a Helper

While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he's still showing up for work on Tuesday because you're not winning if you don't have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I've ever read in my life: I don't do drugs and neither does anybody…

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘I Just Cured Alcoholism. Right Now. With My Mind.’

"You're welcome!" In case there were any doubts that Charlie Sheen didn't just launch himself into an private jet full of coke and porn stars, he called in this afternoon to Alex Jones' Infowars and revealed he's in the air with "two hotties." (Ha! Brooke Mueller thought there was going to be a foursome. Stupid…

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Going on Another Porn Star Bender – With Brooke Mueller

Charlie Sheen is scheduled to return to work on Tuesday after a forced hiatus that cost the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men an entire month of income, so you'd assume he'd want to put his best foot forward and take it easy. Except if you did that you'd be an idiot…

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen: ‘Cancel the Whores’

Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he's ever been with, and let's assume some he hasn't (It's hard to keep count.), that he's done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports: Among the messages Charlie has sent -- "Please lose the…

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2011

Charlie Sheen Banged Bombshell McGee

During his four-day bender in Vegas, Charlie Sheen apparently wasn't satisfied with just Miss Best Anal 2008, and decided to add two more porn stars into the mix because he makes $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Turns out one of them was Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the Nazi stripper Jesse James

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s on a Bender

Charlie Sheen needs to be on the Hollywood set of Two and a Half Men in an hour. Problem is he's still holed up in Vegas with Bree Olson (above) - along with apparently two other porn stars - and has been for the entire weekend which has producers and friends freaking out. Of course,…

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2011