brandon davis

Brandon Davis pushes the boundaries of grease

Brandon Davis hit the hair salon over the weekend and the professionals wouldn’t touch him without gloves on. Stylists at the Frederic Fakkai Salon were appalled at Brandon’s grease to hair ratio, according to Page Six:

“Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it,…

The Superficial | November 14, 2007 - 6:21 pm

Petra Nemcova has horrible taste in men

Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros’ friend Brandon Davis.

“She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep…

Superficial | May 15, 2007 - 11:52 am

Brandon Davis has no friends

Brandon Davis showed up to the Details magazine party at producer Mary Parent’s house, but when he was denied entrance “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]” because he had apparently told Davis about the party and was already inside.

But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell…

Superficial | April 9, 2007 - 8:12 am

Paris Hilton snorts her desserts

Paris Hilton was spotted with some white residue in her nose yesterday after throwing down $2,600 on lunch at Nellos restaurant in New York. She was there with Brandon Davis and the two left a $250 tip after ordering Caesar Salads followed by two $1050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles. In response to…

Superficial | December 14, 2006 - 10:00 am

Brandon Davis is broke

Brandon Davis – the guy who called Lindsay Lohan ‘Firecrotch’ and made fun of her for only having $7 million – allegedly bounced a $10,000 check he gave to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Additionally, he supposedly owes record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof money, suggesting the…

Superficial | October 16, 2006 - 1:03 pm

The Olsen twins get rejected

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were invited to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino to honor French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld among others, but failed to RSVP and were sent away when they arrived at the door.

“There weren’t places for them because they hadn’t RSVPed,” says one guest. “They were refused…

Superficial | September 12, 2006 - 9:38 am

Paris Hilton gets pranked

Guerilla artist Banksy tampered with 500 copies of Paris Hilton’s debut album across 48 record shops in the UK by replacing the CD with his own remixes featuring such titles as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? as well as swapping out her picture on the…

Superficial | September 4, 2006 - 5:41 am

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis live together

Brandon Davis has reportedly been living in Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home since getting out of rehab in July, which he checked into after the “fire crotch” video went public.

“His family is selling their home, so Brandon’s been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip,” an…

Superficial | August 23, 2006 - 3:32 pm

Brandon Davis is living in the past

Brandon Davis recently got out of rehab but showed up drunk to the launch of party of Paris Hilton’s debut album at Suite in Miami and, after crawling on stage, starting yelling about a Firecrotch song he wrote for Lindsay Lohan.

“I wrote a special new song called ‘Firecrotch,’ and it’s for…

Superficial | August 17, 2006 - 2:11 pm

Brandon Davis’ grandma is a dirty liar

The grandma of Brandon Davis – the guy who called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch – is telling her friends that Brandon Davis is now dating Lindsay Lohan. At Kenny G’s birthday party over the weekend she was overheard telling guests, “Brandon is dating Lindsay now!” A rep for Barbara confirmed her story and…

Superficial | June 6, 2006 - 10:15 am

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like being called a fire crotch

In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology…

Superficial | June 2, 2006 - 3:18 pm

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan

This is one of the oddest celebrity videos you’ll ever see. Last night Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were club hopping in LA and Davis started ranting on Lindsay Lohan with Hilton laughing it up behind him. Among his insults are saying that Lohan’s dad is hotter than her, she smells like diarrhea, and she…

Superficial | May 17, 2006 - 6:39 pm

Mischa Barton is greedy

Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton is demanding that her per-episode salary on The O.C. hit six figures, after her new boyfriend turned out to be a productive member of society instead of the spoiled billion-dollar heir her old one was.

“Mischa’s the biggest star on the show, and she feels her…

Superficial | October 14, 2005 - 8:00 am

Mischa Barton is single

Mischa Barton has apparently broken up with oil-fortune heir Brandon Davis. According to a story in Glamour UK,

Superficial | May 16, 2005 - 12:40 am

Paris Hilton

When you’re a spoiled rich white girl, it’s easy to become a damned racist. Brandon Davis claims that in a recent video Paris Hilton was “forever using the ‘n-word..I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist, plus an idiot.”

I like how he…

Superficial | October 15, 2004 - 1:19 pm