Posts tagged "Brandon Blackstock"

Kelly Clarkson’s Pregnant, Wasn’t F*cking Around

Not even three weeks ago, Kelly Clarkson announced that she was going to ride the shit out of her husband who she’d only been married to for 10 days until he put a baby in her for Christmas. Which worked, so just assume he’s dead now. He died. PEOPLE reports:
The singer, 31, and her…

The Superficial / November 20, 2013

Kelly Clarkson Is Forcing Her Husband To Put A Baby In Her By Christmas

In a new interview with Valentine In The Morning, the recently married Kelly Clarkson made it clear that she’s forcing her husband to repeatedly have sex with her so she’s pregnant for Christmas which probably explains the lifeless expression on his face above as he nonchalantly steps into traffic. Via People:
“I want babies!” Clarkson,…

The Superficial / October 31, 2013