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Joanna Krupa’s Smelly Vagina Can’t Handle The Truth!

This whole Joanna Krupa’s vagina is out of order! More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

While the Internet loses it’s mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we’re going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month because someone told her how SEO works. E! More »

LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now

As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via Fishwrapper:

1 — The child immediately on LeAnn’s left looks cut in in two-thirds. Perfectly, flawlessly trimmed in… More »

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Told His Kids About Their Affair

And in a week, they’ll tell them about this one. Having kids is great!

I don’t know how young is too young to tell a child daddy got tired of having sex with mommy and that’s why they live with a skeleton woman now, but apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian felt ages… More »

You’ll Need To Know These Three Things If You’d Like To Bang Brandi Glanville This Evening

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Brandi Glanville may be a drunk, probably racist, stinky vagina rumor-spreading awful waste of human DNA, but when it comes to letting a stranger know the step-by-step process into her pants, she’s a straight-shooter. Via Radar Online:
She explained, “There are three rules for a booty call: One… More »

BEST OF 2013: Brandi Glanville Got Drunk

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!

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Brandi Glanville: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Bang Black Guys!’

Following the shitfest over Brandi Glanville saying Joyce Giraud can’t swim because she’s black, Brandi defended herself on her Bravo blog by saying she can’t be racist because black penises sometimes go into her vagina:

To start off, I have been in several romantic relationships over the years with African American men and… More »

Brandi Glanville Said Black People Can’t Swim

On the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a pre-recorded, scripted, and completely edited reality show, Brandi Glanville made a racist comment to Joyce Giraud which I’m sure was entirely off-the-cuff and not at all orchestrated to create exactly the “controversy” you’re reading about right now. E! News reports:

During… More »

Brandi Glanville Won’t Stop Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Vagina

Last week, Brandi Glanville went on Watch What Happens Live and said Joanna Krupa’s pussy smells because The Real Housewives are a regal and classy affair rife with elegance and poise. It was a situation that almost blew over until Brandi got shithoused for her birthday over the weekend and started trashing Joanna’s vagina again… More »

I Think Brandi Glanville Might Be Drunk

“I don’t care you got fat, Eddie Cibrian, I’monnafuckyou.”

Here’s Brandi Glanville literally being dragged out of the London Hotel last night after getting completely shithammered from taking a sniff of Vermouth because she’s locked in an anorexia battle with LeAnn Rimes. That or this an elaborate ruse to lure Gerard Butler back. More »

Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now

“I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G”

Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that… More »

Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth

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Brandi Glanville landed a book deal because we’re a country full of dumbfuck she was willing to exploit the fact that she’s a crazy drunk who was lucky enough to have her marginally famous husband cheat on her with a richer, crazier drunk. Naturally this classic love story lends… More »


Okay, I swear to God I’m done with the Lord of The Rings schtick.

Alright, folks, the Oscars are tonight, so starting at 8:30 EST, Photo Boy and I will be live-tweeting the show because we don’t want to see you die of goddamn boredom around the 90 minute mark which is probably… More »

Brandi Glanville Cheated On Eddie Cibrian First, Says ‘Sources’ That Are All LeAnn Rimes

Earlier in the week, excerpts from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville’s book (Yes, they’re literally giving a deal to anyone.) revealed how she found out her husband Eddie Cibrian was having an affair with LeAnn Rimes who apparently thinks asking a man to lick icing off your tits in front of his… More »

How Brandi Glanville Found Out LeAnn Rimes Was Banging Eddie Cibrian

Of course Brandi Glanville has written a book, and of course, it details how she found out LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were having an affair while filming the Lifetime movie Northern Lights in 2009. Because if there’s one thing a mother wants their children to eventually read it’s how their step-mom used to be… More »

Brandi Glanville’s Son Accidentally Ate One of LeAnn Rimes’ Laxatives

Brandi Glanville has absolutely nothing going for her outside of being the wife Eddie Cibrian cheated on and eventually left for LeAnn Rimes, so here she is using her children as a weapon in a tell-all interview with Us Magazine where she criticizes LeAnn Rimes for using her children as a weapon. Fortunately, everybody hates… More »

Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now

Brandi Glanville supposedly had sex with serial Porta-potty diddler Gerard Butler, so it really shouldn’t be that shocking to find out she got caught banging a random dude in her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Kyle Richards’ bathroom. It’s also how these people say “hello.” RadarOnline reports:

Brandi was in the bathroom… More »

The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All

Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t involve wearing a bikini. So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the… More »

Brandi Glanville’s Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, depending on how you look at it. Anyway, now she’s… More »

Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is

Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at that considering this was Gerard’s response to TMZ when they asked him if he’s really an… More »

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