Posts tagged "Brahim Zaibat"

Madonna Broke Up With That Kid

THE DARK QUEEN TAKES AND LEAVES LOVERS AS SHE SEES FIT. That’s all the information you need, insolent whelp. The Weekly of Us reports:

This pop legend is on the market again! Madonna has split from her boyfriend Brahim Zaibat after three years of dating, the singer’s rep confirms to Us Weekly.

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2013

Madonna Has A Grill Now. Oh, Good.

“What do you mean it’s behind me?”
“I smell the blood of Pharoahs. HISSSSS!”

Madonna is already immortal and possesses an ancient, dark magic from before the dawn of time itself. So whoever thought it’d be a great idea to also give her teeth forged from precious metal is a dick. I…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2013

Madonna Tolerates Insolence From Her Child Lover

“Shhhh. Don’t tell that village I razed after finding their sacrifice wanting.”

In a rare interview with ABC News, Madonna opens up about dating 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat despite the fact she’s a 2,000-year-old sorceress whose dark magic secretly facilitated the crucifixion of Christ, the bubonic plague and the birth of Lady GaGa whe…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2012

Here’s How Madonna Stays In Shape For Her Man-Child

If you’re like me, you often wonder how Madonna keeps herself in prime, looking like she’s dying physical condition for stealing and/or dating children depending on which direction the blood crystal points in the morn. Turns out her secret is rigorous soccer ball lifting. One hour of soccer ball lifting in the morning, followed by…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2011

It’s Time For ‘Madonna’s New Boyfriend or Just Another Child She Stole?’

Here’s Madonna and her child army/family in Eden Roc yesterday where she also brought along her new boyfriend Brahim Zaibat but please don’t ask me to point him out. I blow at Where’s Waldo? On that note, are we just going to sit here and let her start banging the kids she steals, or doe…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2011

This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend

Here’s Madonna and 24-year-old French break dancer Brahim Zaibat out in London last night, and before I jump in and presume there’s a relationship (See: Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D.), let’s take a look at the facts here: It’s Madonna with a young black kid being shoved into her limo. Yeah, that’s not a date.

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2011