Posts tagged "Boston Marathon Bombing"

Goddammit, Rolling Stone

Because apparently Jann Wenner's kid is picking the covers now, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the cover of Rolling Stone's August issue which, if you haven't heard by now, has caused some shit. And understandably so because what the goddamn fuck?! I get that there's an exhaustively researched piece in the…
By: The Superficial / July 17, 2013

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now

A little background: Last week, Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher was really hoping to find some clues to the Boston Marathon Bombing that would ideally show the Tsarnaev brothers were Obama's illegitimate sons (You know black guys...) or at the very least, smuggled into the country with his Kenyan Muslim magic. So Rohrabacher enlisted…
By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013

I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects

So, yeah, I'm not even going to pretend we aren't glued to this unfolding insanity like the rest of you, but titties and dick jokes coming soon. In the meantime, feel free to post your wild conspiracy theories in the comments like Obama personally smuggled these guys into the U.S. under his jacket, went…
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

Seth MacFarlane Isn’t Thrilled With This ‘Family Guy’ Predicted The Boston Marathon Attack Business

UPDATE: Clip's been removed. The hand of Sauron moves quickly. Before I even get into this, watch the clip above from a March 17 episode of Family Guy that really looks like a flashback happens where Peter wins the Boston Marathon by setting off two explosions with a cellphone. Pretty fucking insane, right? Except it…
By: The Superficial / April 17, 2013

Explosions At Boston Marathon Confirmed As Bombs (UPDATE: Nobody Knows WTF)

This was going to be a post about Teen Mom Farrah's sex tape, but two explosions just went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon with unconfirmed reports flying around Twitter that police have done a controlled explosion of a homemade device that failed to go off, and a gas explosion i…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013