Posts tagged "Blue Ivy Carter"

Divorce? What Divorce?

Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here’s Beyonce’s first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she…

The Superficial | July 30, 2014 - 11:53 am

Hey, Look, It’s Beyonce After She Had That Baby

Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow’s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce’s always looked…

The Superficial | February 7, 2012 - 10:40 am

Blue Ivy Came Out Of Beyonce’s Vagina

“For real.”

In their official birth announcement released yesterday afternoon, Beyonce and Jay-Z made it a point to inform the world that Blue Ivy came out of Beyonce’s vagina naturally because this ain’t no Gwyneth Paltrow Peruvian C-Section Box Social, yo. Via People:

“We are happy to announce the arrival of…

The Superficial | January 10, 2012 - 9:44 am

Blue. Ivy.

Real quick, how long has Beyonce had a super-huge black dong? — Now’s not the time, just talk about the baby? You’re right.

After weeks of preparing every single hospital in New York to evacuate at a mucus plug’s notice, Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed their first child together Saturday night. A baby girl…

The Superficial | January 8, 2012 - 10:20 pm