Blue Ivy Carter

Hmm, If Only Gwyneth Paltrow Could Make The Super Bowl About Her…

Gwyneth Paltrow has unrestricted access to the Blue Ivy. Turn your gaze upon her at once! More »


Divorce? What Divorce?

Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here’s Beyonce’s first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she… More »


Hey, Look, It’s Beyonce After She Had That Baby

Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow’s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce’s always looked… More »


Blue Ivy Came Out Of Beyonce’s Vagina

“For real.”

In their official birth announcement released yesterday afternoon, Beyonce and Jay-Z made it a point to inform the world that Blue Ivy came out of Beyonce’s vagina naturally because this ain’t no Gwyneth Paltrow Peruvian C-Section Box Social, yo. Via People:

“We are happy to announce the arrival of… More »


Blue. Ivy.

Real quick, how long has Beyonce had a super-huge black dong? — Now’s not the time, just talk about the baby? You’re right.

After weeks of preparing every single hospital in New York to evacuate at a mucus plug’s notice, Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed their first child together Saturday night. A baby girl… More »