Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man
Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet.
"I said, I want you in me." "...." "I can see a tear forming in your eye. I know you heard me." "Goddammit..." Before we get into this, let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that not only does Joe Jonas have a "girlfriend," but her name is Blanda Eggenschwiler. Blanda. Eggenschwiler.