Posts tagged "Blanda Eggenschwiler"

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A Cigarette

"Come along, pussy cat. We're going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah." In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2013

Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet.

"I said, I want you in me." "...." "I can see a tear forming in your eye. I know you heard me." "Goddammit..." Before we get into this, let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that not only does Joe Jonas have a "girlfriend," but her name is Blanda Eggenschwiler. Blanda. Eggenschwiler.
By: The Superficial / March 22, 2013