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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Settled Their Divorce, Thank Fucking God

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard actually reached a settlement. It’s over. It’s finally over! More »

Billy Bob Thornton Will Bang You On Your Period, This Is Information You Have Now

A few years back, Billy Bob Thornton was an absolute bitch to interview to the point where he’d fly off the handle if you referred to him as an actor. Since then, he’s apparently reached that ripe, old age where he’s just happy to talk to anybody about anything because here he is getting ambushed… More »

Beyonce doesn’t sound like her songs? I’m shocked.

- Beyonce’s real singing voice or that time I thought my cat was a beautiful woman? I mean, not that you’re not, Whiskers. Who’s a good girl? [Jezebel] UPDATE: TMZ confirms it’s a hoax.

- Michael Phelps is apparently dating Miss California Carrie Prejean. Because there’s something to be said about vigorous dry-humping after… More »

Billy Bob Thornton cancels Canadian tour

After his pissy interview with CBC radio last week, Billy Bob Thornton learned a valuable lesson about Canada: Don’t fuck with it. The AP reports:

Billy Bob Thornton’s band has canceled the rest of its Canadian tour after the actor compared the country’s fans to mashed potatoes with no gravy in a testy interview… More »

Tina Fey out-earned Britney Spears in 2008

- Tina Fey made twice as much money as Britney last year. Holy shit, there is a God! Who fucking knew? — I should probably stop swearing like an asshole. [PopSugar]

- Robert Pattinson films the sequel to that movie with the vampires in Vancouver. This time, he’s going to brood your face off! More »

Billy Bob Thornton thinks he’s Tom Petty


Like a two-year-old who didn’t get a Happy Meal, Billy Bob Thornton pouted his way through an interview yesterday on Canadian public radio where he was promoting his band The Boxmasters. The host Jian Ghomeshi apparently made the mistake of introducing Billy Bob as an actor when THE ACTOR only… More »

Tea Leoni & Billy Bob Thornton? WTF?

Get this: Turns out David Duchnovny’s “sex addiction” (Read: He has a penis.) was not the cause of his separation from Tea Leoni, but instead she was having an affair with Billy Bob Fucking Thornton. How does this guy keep getting chicks? Anyway, Mulder supposedly found text messages between Tea and Billy Bob causing things… More »