Bill Simmons

Here’s A Totally Not Drunk Ben Affleck Slurring About Tom Brady

Ben Affleck just really hearts Tom Brady. Is that a crime? More »


Bill Simmons Suspended For 3 Weeks After Calling Roger Goodell A ‘Liar’

Despite being buried deep in the NFL’s butthole (Sensing a theme today?), ESPN “Outside The Lines” published an extensive report detailing just how far the NFL and the Baltimore Ravens went to minimize Ray Rice knocking his fiance out in an elevator before dragging her body half out across the floor. They practically bent the… More »