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Samantha Bee On All The Shit Hillary Clinton Has Had To Eat

Samantha Bee explains what happened to the real Hillary Clinton. More »

Bill Clinton Is ‘Still Dicking Bimbos’ According To Colin Powell’s Emails

This will probably come as a shock to you. I didn’t believe it either. (I did.) More »

Bill Clinton Encouraged Donald Trump To Run For President

Bill Clinton just trolled the GOP like a boss. More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert was… More »

And Now Bill & Hillary Clinton’s Entire Marriage Summed Up In One Photograph

Holy shit. Is it sexual harassment if I kiss Photo Boy on the lips? Because I’m going to kiss Photo Boy on the lips. Where is he? Wheel him in here.

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Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

Alright, folks, technically it’s a work holiday, but I couldn’t leave you without at least throwing herpes, nihilism, and Miley Cyrus in your face. So here are 80 pics from the start of her X-rated Live Bangerz Tour in Vancouver complete with Vagina Diddle 2.0, midgets dressed as joints, lesbiantry, and Bill Clinton BJs because… More »

Tom Sizemore: ‘Never Listen To Me, I’m On Drugs’

Yesterday, the Internet was regaled by a tale of Bill Clinton banging Elizabeth Hurley as told through the storytelling vessel known as Tom Sizemore. A vessel who’s now under the full weight of two very expensive legal teams and would like to make it clear that he’s a drug addict you should never, ever listen… More »

Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

Before I get into this story, there’s a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you’re fully educated, here’s Tom Sizemore bragging about the time he hooked up our 42nd president with ElizabethMore »

Selena Gomez Will Straighten Justin Bieber Out

“Ohmygod why is this wet?!”
“At least it’s not a mop bucket.”

Yesterday, the Internet got to watch as a most likely drunk Justin Bieber pissed into a restaurant’s mop bucket as his crew told everyone watching that they should be thanking him for the memory they’ll remember for the rest of… More »

Justin Bieber Pissed Into A Restaurant’s Mop Bucket. That’s A Gift, Son.

Full Disclosure: I’ve drunkenly peed on more things than I can count and/or possibly remember, but at least I always had the decency to immediately hide my shame like a cat and leave it as a surprise for somebody else because my parents raised me right. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, will drizzle that… More »

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